michael Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 http://dvice.com/archives/2009/01/real_touch_devi.php http://dvice.com/pics/percushion_5.jpg The promise of CES is to show off cool new gadgets that can improve all aspects of your life. But the Real Touch is just taking things too far: It's a computer-controlled "stimulation" device that uses specially encoded content to bring a sort of virtual-reality experience to, um, a certain member. Using a host of technologies, the futuristic-looking computer peripheral simulates motion, adjusts temperature and provides lubrication. The encoding is deciphered by a custom Windows Media Player plugin. I haven't clicked the link below but it's for the official site, apparently it's NWS so don't click it unless you are safe to do so. NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS http://www.realtouch.com/ NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS What if you get the blue screen of death or Media Player pops on some Killswitch Engage? Risky business IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 OUCH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Mmm - being at work, think I will leave that .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I was just thinking, this is the "finished" product, just imagine how wrong the first few prototypes could have been and poor b@stards that had to test them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supspower Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Indeeeeeeeeed haha!!!...question i ask how did you come across this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 question i ask how did you come across this? Answer - I was looking for a sex aid that works with Media Player. Or maybe a gadget site linked to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 "Developed by a former NASA Engineer"? Who, the one who stuck his 'dinkle' in the conveyor belt... On a practical side, it seems to be a rather bulky unit.... and probably not exactly subtle as the SO walks into the room and you have that attached..... Also, do you pull out or is it self cleaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 but would it moan when you went down the pub:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supspower Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 wonder if they come in black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 wonder if they come in black? Kids these days with all their fancy gadgets.... What happened to a loo roll tube, old pair of tights and some spit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Kids these days with all their fancy gadgets.... What happened to a loo roll tube, old pair of tights and some spit? Too much info there, but its the 'automation' that would turn some on and the element of surprise when you either get electrocuted or have it pulled off. Literally! WMV co-ordinated movies with simulated pull and push, just like the real thing. Not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 wonder how she would take it, "sorry but i have found someone else":d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supspower Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 What happened to a loo roll tube, old pair of tights and some spit? Think they will struggle with the credit crisis when all thats needed is right there at home already (unless your a single man and dont have any tights laying around and if you do i wont ask what you do at weekends;) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Apparently it comes with a dashboard mount. *fishes credit card out of wallet* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Apparently it comes with a dashboard mount. *fishes credit card out of wallet* Yes, stick the adaptor into the cigarette lighter, and enjoy those long slow journeys to work each day You won't want to get there too quickly. So to speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supspower Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 plus isnt it a hands free kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 2 livers in a jam jar always worked for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 2 livers in a jam jar always worked for me... *throws up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 2 livers in a jam jar always worked for me... And then what did you do with the jar?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 And then what did you do with the jar?! As usual he took it down A&E to have it removed safely. Edit: I know what Drummers are like. They get a bit lonely all by themselves behind their kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 And then what did you do with the jar?! You take the livers out and fry them up with some onions throw them away, then wash the jar out ready for next time. I know what Drummers are like. I'll have you know, I resemble that remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 2 livers in a jam jar always worked for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Would you put you your dinkle in this? Standards are slipping there Michael. Tut tut! And to answer your question; no, no and thrice no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Ecstasy? Via USB? Made of PVC? You know me, I'll take three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I'm waiting for the Honda GX160 engine version to be released - batteries are for whimps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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