adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 my girlfriend bought a yaris todays ago, its her fast car after passing her test recently, i was laughing my a$$ off when she took me for a spin. seat all the way forward, nose touching windscreen and nothing but 10 to 2's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 my girlfriend bought a yaris todays ago, :blink:When did she buy it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 sorry was doing some work while i typed that! i meant TWO DAYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 wow what a thread! Well guys the answer is simple. Buy your girlfriends a horse to keep them occupied while you're playing with your supras. Job done, now she can't moan at you for spending too much time with your car, because she does exactly the same with her horse After work, playing with supras and horses theres only enough time left in the day for some naughtiness with your other half, so now you don't even have to speak to them much either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 girlfriend and a horse?! dude! what have you been watching online!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 HaHA I knew someone would turn that comment into somthing sexual! Shes had horses all her life... so I paid for her horse to have some 'fun' and as a result shes twice as busy looking after mother and foal now = more time for me and supra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 wow what a thread! Well guys the answer is simple. Buy your girlfriends a horse to keep them occupied while you're playing with your supras. Job done, now she can't moan at you for spending too much time with your car, because she does exactly the same with her horse After work, playing with supras and horses theres only enough time left in the day for some naughtiness with your other half, so now you don't even have to speak to them much either My latest girlfreind already has 3 of them:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 so I paid for her horse to have some 'fun' And then the 'horse f**king' jokes start:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 honestly if you could have just senn the images that just went through my head right now you would throw up, i know because i almost just did (you remember jackass 2?). i need to get checked, my mind wonders so much in the morning, i think out all sorts of random stuff. anyways back to the job at hand. I have 2 turtles my girl friend cant stand them let alone maintaining a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 My latest girlfreind already has 3 of them:blink: your seriously doing something wrong marc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 your seriously doing something wrong marc. Agreed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 your seriously doing something wrong marc. Or am I:sly: She's a professional showjumper and makes a lot of money from it, if she wins some big event she's been on about she's going to buy me a single conversion:eyebrows: (or was that 'make me single'?) either way she expects to come home with the £50,000 prize money:blink:, I'm in the wrong job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Or am I:sly: She's a professional showjumper and makes a lot of money from it, if she wins some big event she's been on about she's going to buy me a single conversion:eyebrows: (or was that 'make me single'?) either way she expects to come home with the £50,000 prize money:blink:, I'm in the wrong job. These 16 year old's have all kinds of dreams, don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 These 16 year old's have all kinds of dreams, don't they? LOL!!!! holy crap!!! hahahahahahaha Andrew i must say that was a good one. Marc you peeeeeeedo!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 trying to get some photos off my girlfriend and shes not having it. she says that ill post on the 'stupid forum' and then compare her to the car. would i ever......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 These 16 year old's have all kinds of dreams, don't they? She's 20 actually trying to get some photos off my girlfriend and shes not having it. she says that ill post on the 'stupid forum' and then compare her to the car. would i ever......................... There is already I photo of her on here (although, unfortunately, your also in the picture:d). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 thats old man, that was us two on our sixth form prom! shes got new improved ones 3 years later!!!!! i got them now but cant post them, im affraid of getting beat from her, yes im man enough to admit it. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 pussy let me think of a decent enough come back......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 thats old man, that was us two on our sixth form prom! shes got new improved ones 3 years later!!!!! i got them now but cant post them, im affraid of getting beat from her, yes im man enough to admit it. lol Man enough to admit it, but not man enough just to bloody do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 dude she'll go nuts, seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 she'll get over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Nice avatar Adnan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 lol shes pi$$ed off now just by that, ow well, 2 bars of galaxy and a packet of minstrels and shes satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Nice avatar Adnan Yes, that is so much better. She's really lovely. You have done well, my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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