Ewen Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.' Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?' Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I fear it's a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=167002&highlight=mailboxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Oh no, Ewen i had higher hopes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I don't care what it is...it's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 I fear it's a... Bound to be...its as old as I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I liked that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=167002&highlight=mailboxes Oops, quite recent too. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Bound to be...its as old as I am. Well frankly I've probably posted more reposts than you in my short time on 'ere. As well as my usual high standard of garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 great stuff:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 One of the better reposts we've had on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 never heard that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Yes I remember :ding this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Bound to be...its as old as I am. The joys of being older, we get told the same joke and find it funny because we forgot about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Never heard that one before. Reminds me of a bit of banter between me and the missus when crossing a road, I've done the typical blokey thing and just legged it while she did the typically girlie thing and waited for a huge gap. I shouted "are you coming!" and she quipped "no it's just the way I'm walking" as she marched across the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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