Ewen Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Just had someone knock on the front door, twice, no one there either time. Wifes quite worried by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 http://www.thestrangers.net/ *Shivers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Youngsters pratting arround. My car got egged last night as did the neighbours. Quite random to be honest as there are plenty of other cars on the road ahd he only has a rav4. It did take some of my paint off though. never knew an egg could do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Get the baseball bat ready.... or just walk outside with a pitch fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 You forgot the flaming torch gav Knock and run one of my favourite games as a kid. F*cked up once and hid behind a car that duly drove off as soon as my target opened his door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 http://www.thestrangers.net/ *Shivers* Good film, but this is Wimborne. Everyone looks like that. Youngsters pratting arround. My car got egged last night as did the neighbours. Quite random to be honest as there are plenty of other cars on the road ahd he only has a rav4. It did take some of my paint off though. never knew an egg could do that No one there at all, on the drive, up the road each way. I had a good look around.... Get the baseball bat ready.... or just walk outside with a pitch fork ....armed with my trusty sawn off curtain pole. Neighbours are out too. All I can think of is the fireworks going off nearby rattled the door glass. My wife, bless her, is a wee bit piste...shes worried that when I walked out the back door and in through the front as I do every year, bad luck followed me out and wants back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 You forgot the flaming torch gav Knock and run one of my favourite games as a kid. F*cked up once and hid behind a car that duly drove off as soon as my target opened his door Two secs, I'll go get the lighter fluid and some heat barrier gel.. burning hand is far more effective I only did knock and run once... the bloke let his two rotties out and I spent 3 hours intimately hugging a lamppost 14ft up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 the bloke let his two rotties out and I spent 3 hours intimately hugging a lamppost 14ft up WOW! Can they really p*ss that high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 WOW! Can they really p*ss that high? Dunno, didn't really pay that much attention to their urination practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 I'm worried now...am I supposed to come in the front door first then out the back, or the other way round. Have I let bad luck in instead of letting it out ? Damn these obscure northern customs. I forgot the coal too. OMG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 It is unlucky to be superstitious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I forgot the coal too. OMG. You're doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Probably an oppertunist waiting to burgle an empty house. Or some very drunk twit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Probably an oppertunist waiting to burgle an empty house. I'm sure that will make him feel a whole lot better...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I'm sure that will make him feel a whole lot better...! Well it could be a RHINO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I'm sure that will make him feel a whole lot better...! My intention was not to make him feel better, but to make sure he was ready. Well it could be a RHINO. Thats just silly, Rhinos dont knock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Or a ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Thats just silly, Rhinos dont knock! Of course they do. Have you ever met a Rhino with no manners?!?!?! Fannybags. Or a ghost Don't be ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Of course they do. Have you ever met a Rhino with no manners?!?!?! Fannybags. Don't be ridiculous. No its not ridiculous actually could be a ghost i actually believe in them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 No its not ridiculous actually could be a ghost i actually believe in them yes dear. And why, prey tell, do you believe in them? Met Slimer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Well have u seen Casper??? if you have then you will know they exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Well have u seen Casper??? if you have then you will know they exist Someone just drank all the wine I had for tonight... does that count? (there's a 97.6% chance it was me though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Have you ever met a Rhino with no manners?!?!?! Fannybags. Are you referring to the women (or men) you have dated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Are you referring to the women (or men) you have dated? I make a rule of not dating Rhinos actually - but since you ask (possibly quite worryingly) - the girls usually have manners but no fannybags. Maybe I'm lucky... such is life I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I make a rule of not dating Rhinos actually - but since you ask (possibly quite worryingly) - the girls usually have manners but no fannybags. I didnt mention anything about dating Rhinos. Perhaps thats whats on your conscience? In anycase, may i suggest you perhaps move onto dating Women? Happy new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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