roboldham Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Subject: Shopping Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? Shopkeeper: Yes Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then. Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please. Customer: Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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