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How do vampires shave?


ellis

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I was talking about this in another thread. Vampires always look really hot, especially Angel. And he was a trend follower too! Whenever they did flash backs he always had the latest trends on, but how would he know how he looked in the clothes?!

 

He did have long hair when he was turned though, and then not....it's all wrong.

 

I was going to say they keep the facial hair they had when they're 'turned'... but your Angelverse reference got me thinking. Way back when Angel (sorry, Angelus) got turned in Ireland didn't have a goatee?

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if you see a colleue who nerver takes a pee or a poo, and their skin is always clean shaven. perhaps he is a vamipire. test this by saying hold this for a moment, and handing him a stick of garlic. then quickly put a cross of silver around his neck. if if burns his flesh he is a vampire. if in doubt, consult your preacher.
Surely that would only work if you're working nights though? The colleague wouldn't be at work during daylight hours.
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What if they then cut themselves whilst shaving? Do they get all hungry like and have a little sip - a bit like self abuse?

 

:vamp: :yummy:

 

Which would then result in their death... I mean demise! They can't drink the blood of the dead... That kills them... or destroys them... They're already dead... In an animated fashion... Yes. :)

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rob, i admit my incompetence in responding to the threat of nosferatu in the office. i have given it some thought now, and here is what i think. it is important to dig a pit of eight and a half foot by nine foot appros, and four foot deep in every office. you need to bring the nosferatu there by talking about a cut you have, or say you are having your period if you are a woman,. make sure there is a plank along the pit and it is covered by a light gauze. walk the plANK. then give the vmpire some temoing thing, like a bloody rAT or a used tampon, the vamo will come onto the plankwhere upon you jumo off the plank and kick the end away. the vanp wikl then fall into thw pit.

 

dont forget to fill the put with garlic and sliver. i can safelty take care of 3-4 nosferatus. then call a preacher to give last rites and dispose the bodies.

 

 

andrew, if someone has consitpation or bleeding from the nus they should see their docotor, whether they are a moderator or not.

 

 

 

ivan, some jobs are actually in darkness even tyhou they are in broad daylight.

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