Mike Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I was talking about this in another thread. Vampires always look really hot, especially Angel. And he was a trend follower too! Whenever they did flash backs he always had the latest trends on, but how would he know how he looked in the clothes?! He did have long hair when he was turned though, and then not....it's all wrong. I was going to say they keep the facial hair they had when they're 'turned'... but your Angelverse reference got me thinking. Way back when Angel (sorry, Angelus) got turned in Ireland didn't have a goatee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 if you see a colleue who nerver takes a pee or a poo, and their skin is always clean shaven. perhaps he is a vamipire. test this by saying hold this for a moment, and handing him a stick of garlic. then quickly put a cross of silver around his neck. if if burns his flesh he is a vampire. if in doubt, consult your preacher.Surely that would only work if you're working nights though? The colleague wouldn't be at work during daylight hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 well they shave and cut the crap out of themselves, but being vampires they heal within 2 seconds so you can never tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 What if they then cut themselves whilst shaving? Do they get all hungry like and have a little sip - a bit like self abuse? Which would then result in their death... I mean demise! They can't drink the blood of the dead... That kills them... or destroys them... They're already dead... In an animated fashion... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Surely that would only work if you're working nights though? The colleague wouldn't be at work during daylight hours. Could be a warehouse job, order picking or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 rob, i admit my incompetence in responding to the threat of nosferatu in the office. i have given it some thought now, and here is what i think. it is important to dig a pit of eight and a half foot by nine foot appros, and four foot deep in every office. you need to bring the nosferatu there by talking about a cut you have, or say you are having your period if you are a woman,. make sure there is a plank along the pit and it is covered by a light gauze. walk the plANK. then give the vmpire some temoing thing, like a bloody rAT or a used tampon, the vamo will come onto the plankwhere upon you jumo off the plank and kick the end away. the vanp wikl then fall into thw pit. dont forget to fill the put with garlic and sliver. i can safelty take care of 3-4 nosferatus. then call a preacher to give last rites and dispose the bodies. andrew, if someone has consitpation or bleeding from the nus they should see their docotor, whether they are a moderator or not. ivan, some jobs are actually in darkness even tyhou they are in broad daylight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I just can't get my head around you being any older than say 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I just can't get my head around you being any older than say 10. Or English being his first language! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loks Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 That reply just reeks of alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 How's your head this morning Carl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I have a young soul charloote. And i hearldy drink i sear ivan, k?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I have a young soul charloote. And i hearldy drink i sear ivan, k?. Yeah right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Ok, I've given this some thought and I reckon they use web cams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 My money's on Jake, as he only seems to post in the middle of the night. Has anyone ever seen him out during the day recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I have a young soul charloote. And i hearldy drink i sear ivan, k?.You mean you were sober when you typed that rubbish before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireRZ-S Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 hmmm oh i dont know maybe because vampires arent real in the first place hence not being able to shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 i am always sober, unless i'm drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 vampires arent real ...and you can back that up with proof I take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 ...and you can back that up with proof I take it. Well if they were real they would love you RedM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Vampires are real... It's a medical condition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireRZ-S Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 ...and you can back that up with proof I take it. No but can you back up that they are real!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 No but can you back up that they are real!! Yes. Yes I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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