ellis Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Just sat watching telly and it suddenly occured to me that vampires have no reflection but you never see a vampire with a beard! So how the hell do they shave? And shaving each other probably doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Do you never shave in the shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Been on the crack again ellis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Do you never shave in the shower? No, too busy taking a leak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Do you never shave in the shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Still no - I need to see what I'm doing! And I'm not a vampire so its not relevant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 He takes a picture on there new digital camera that he bought off the back of a lorry. He then prints it off and uses it as a guide. He then realises that he had the camera round the wrong way and takes a picture of a stuffed ape. He then spends 3 hours shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Maybe they use something like Immac. Heck, what with the credit crunch and the price of Gillette Fusion blades they may well be on to something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 They are undead so don't need to. If you've seen Interview with a Vampire, then you'll remember when the girl cuts all her hair off, then it grows straight back. Same kinds thing I'd imagine.. They just don't change over time at all... So I bet they all shave right before they get bitten, to ensure a smooth face for eternity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Maybe they use something like Immac. Heck, what with the credit crunch and the price of Gillette Fusion blades they may well be on to something. Immac's really expensive. Nair on the other hand, is really cheap and works just as well. Or so I've heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Immac's really expensive. Nair on the other hand, is really cheap and works just as well. Or so I've heard I might have to point the missus in the direction of this thread, her sideburns have been doing my head in for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I was talking about this in another thread. Vampires always look really hot, especially Angel. And he was a trend follower too! Whenever they did flash backs he always had the latest trends on, but how would he know how he looked in the clothes?! He did have long hair when he was turned though, and then not....it's all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraD06 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 They CAN see in mirrors http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=994089 some can anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 There is no such thing as Vampires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 or Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 There is no such thing as Vampires or Santa. Next you will say there is no Tooth Fairy!!!!! Who puts the money under my pillow then, and leaves a funny taste in my mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Next you will say there is no Tooth Fairy!!!!! Who puts the money under my pillow then, and leaves a funny taste in my mouth? Your parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Who puts the money under my pillow then, and leaves a funny taste in my mouth? Think we all know the answer to that one.... (not sure about the money, tho) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Think we all know the answer to that one.... (not sure about the money, tho) I think Ed would leave a couple of quid in all fairness though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 hello ellis. i am interested to hear that you are concerned about this detail. my opinion is that vampires do not go for a pee, or a poo, or a shave/.. they feed on blood which they do not excrete. only in the film wolf, have i seen a vampire taking a pee. but that is fiction. if you see a colleue who nerver takes a pee or a poo, and their skin is always clean shaven. perhaps he is a vamipire. test this by saying hold this for a moment, and handing him a stick of garlic. then quickly put a cross of silver around his neck. if if burns his flesh he is a vampire. if in doubt, consult your preacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_surj Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 or Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 hello ellis. i am interested to hear that you are concerned about this detail. my opinion is that vampires do not go for a pee, or a poo, or a shave/.. they feed on blood which they do not excrete. only in the film wolf, have i seen a vampire taking a pee. but that is fiction. if you see a colleue who nerver takes a pee or a poo, and their skin is always clean shaven. perhaps he is a vamipire. test this by saying hold this for a moment, and handing him a stick of garlic. then quickly put a cross of silver around his neck. if if burns his flesh he is a vampire. if in doubt, consult your preacher. You're a bit scant on "follow-through" there. If a colleague is outed as a vampire in the office, how should it be dealt with? Rubber bands, staplers and reams of photocopier paper aren't going to be effective weapons against the Nosferatu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loks Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 What if they then cut themselves whilst shaving? Do they get all hungry like and have a little sip - a bit like self abuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 hello ellis. i am interested to hear that you are concerned about this detail. my opinion is that vampires do not go for a pee, or a poo, or a shave/.. they feed on blood which they do not excrete. only in the film wolf, have i seen a vampire taking a pee. but that is fiction. if you see a colleue who nerver takes a pee or a poo, and their skin is always clean shaven. perhaps he is a vamipire. test this by saying hold this for a moment, and handing him a stick of garlic. then quickly put a cross of silver around his neck. if if burns his flesh he is a vampire. if in doubt, consult your preacher. So what you're saying here, is that if an esteemed 'moderator' wanted a cure for his current 'health issue', then his best bet would be to become a vampire? A few downsides obviously, but no more bleeding from the wrong places, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 or Santa. - YOU LIE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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