RobSheffield Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Jeez Rob, how'd you cope? I think we have a winner here guys. It went down to the bone and everything. I went a bit light headed for at least a minute, and then it stung for ages after. I considered for some time the prospect of asking the nurses to turn off the life support, i just didnt know if i could continue. Morphine didnt touch it But i dont like to talk about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I was reading about Scholari having a kidney stone and apparently it's the worst pain you can have. Apart from giving birth, but I wouldn't know about that. Surely having your balls hit with a hammer would hurt more? Trust me it is the worst pain ever, i spent a week in hospital. It happened the day before I was due to fly out on holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 OK i can beat this, I twisted a certain part of my body............. Imagine being kicked in the nuts and the pain wont go away. Worse still before they would operate and or give me any pain meds they made me sign a disclaimer that said they could castrate me if "they where dead", i was 18.............Lucky for me they are both still with me. Unlucky enough i caught MRSA from the resulting surgery. MRSA SUCKS people worse pain ever thought i was going to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Giving birth to a 10lb 4 baby Do you echo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Do you echo? Yeah think i did when i screamed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Yeah think i did when i screamed ..and what about now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 why would i scream now ??????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Squished bell-end here. Passed clean out. I vaguely remember it stung a bit. No lasting damage, but I could pee sideways for a couple of weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Squished bell-end here. Passed clean out. I vaguely remember it stung a bit. No lasting damage, but I could pee sideways for a couple of weeks. Trip to Amsterdam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I had a kidney stone and can say that it was definitely the worst pain I could ever imagine. The missus found me curled up in agony on the floor at the top of our stairs and called an ambulance straight away. Then I had to wait on a stretcher in A&E for 6 hours until they got round to seeing me. Trust me it is the worst pain ever, i spent a week in hospital. It happened the day before I was due to fly out on holiday. these two guys have got it spot on - it is definitely the WORST pain ever - i have now had 2 of the feckers about 18 months apart the pain is so bad that you cant move, you are literally bent double in pain, you are physically sick and morphine doesnt even touch it the first one passed, the second one was so big that it has taken 4 procedures and 3 months to sort - had my final op only last tuesday - 3 months of constant pain, nausea and having to go to the toilet every 20 mins - no pain like it!!!!1!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluecoup Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 mmm dunno how i forgot really but a collapsed lungs is pretty bad, the pain of them putting round nose pliers ( i kid you not) into a hole in the side of your chest to open it up to fit a drain tube hurts too, i got the cracked ribs after, when they mended me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 My girlfriend's brother's lung has collapsed 3 times over the past year, and now its been stapled to the inside of his chest to keep it from collapsing again. Nasty business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Bleeding 'ell, some of these sound horrible! The worse one for me was removal of an in growing toenail - the entire thing, from the root (plus some of the toenail root dug out). This was 17 years ago and unlike today it was done under a mild local anaesthetic in a doctors surgery, which lasted for all of 15 minutes. Once my mum had taken me home the anaesthetic had worn off completely and I was left with a fully open wound and major bleeding with no painkillers. It was absolute agony and think was the last time I actually cried! I've broken many bones but nothing compared to the intense, localised pain of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Bleeding 'ell, some of these sound horrible! The worse one for me was removal of an in growing toenail - the entire thing, from the root (plus some of the toenail root dug out). This was 17 years ago and unlike today it was done under a mild local anaesthetic in a doctors surgery, which lasted for all of 15 minutes. Once my mum had taken me home the anaesthetic had worn off completely and I was left with a fully open wound and major bleeding with no painkillers. It was absolute agony and think was the last time I actually cried! I've broken many bones but nothing compared to the intense, localised pain of that. *gulp* I might have to have this done in the near future...I am not looking forward to this!! :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 *gulp* I might have to have this done in the near future...I am not looking forward to this!! :( :( Don't worry Shane, they do it in the hospital these days and with much longer lasting anaesthetic. They didn't call my old doctor "the butcher" for nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Bleeding 'ell, some of these sound horrible! The worse one for me was removal of an in growing toenail - the entire thing, from the root (plus some of the toenail root dug out). This was 17 years ago and unlike today it was done under a mild local anaesthetic in a doctors surgery, which lasted for all of 15 minutes. Once my mum had taken me home the anaesthetic had worn off completely and I was left with a fully open wound and major bleeding with no painkillers. It was absolute agony and think was the last time I actually cried! I've broken many bones but nothing compared to the intense, localised pain of that. i suffer from these, and agreed its one off worst pains, but trying wearing riding boots or stilettos next time other pains include my tattoo on my back, that really hurt, only time iv very nearly passed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Don't worry Shane, they do it in the hospital these days and with much longer lasting anaesthetic. They didn't call my old doctor "the butcher" for nothing! *gulp* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 *gulp* Dont worry Shane im sure you will find a pretty nurse to hold your hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 *gulp* iv seen where darryl grew up, the doctor was actually the local butcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Dont worry Shane im sure you will find a pretty nurse to hold your hand Is that an offer...hehe... Well, I hope I do too Nat so she can listen to me screaming in pain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 iv seen where darryl grew up, the doctor was actually the local butcher *gulp* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Is that an offer...hehe... Well, I hope I do too Nat so she can listen to me screaming in pain... I would but im not a nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I would but im not a nurse Well...its not too late... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Well...its not too late... What happens if i pass out ? or i could do it for you i have a pair of Pliers and can supply the Vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 What happens if i pass out ? or i could do it for you i have a pair of Pliers and can supply the Vodka Well you wouldn't pass out because I would be squeezing your hand and reflecting my pain...that would keep you awake... As for doing it for me, I would need lots of alcohol and something to chew on/bite down on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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