Graham1984 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) You should HAVE taken some PICTURES. Edited January 26, 2012 by Graham1984 Johnny G grammar police. (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Dont be so perverted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Perverted???? What hair were you cooling down?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 You should of taken some pics You should HAVE taken some pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Stop asking me for pictures, your just a poor NA owner, its not going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham1984 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I have changed it just for you as you asked so nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 You should HAVE taken some pictures. Perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 This afternoon I have mostly been untangling a hand held fan from my hair. That is all. Epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Perhaps? Possibly, but I was correcting his syntax, not his spelling. Anyways, where are those pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Seems as I am going out tonight, I can imagine I will be doing something like this later........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Seems as I am going out tonight, I can imagine I will be doing something like this later........ http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f28/kay1064/hair.jpg I used to house share with a girl who did that. I'll never forget the first time I walked in the kitchen and saw the ironing board with a head on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Just a head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Just a head? At first I thought it was, but it was just the angle she was at, and bent slightly to get her head on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 That's how us classy birds roll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I remember this one time back when I was 17 I had a 125 trails bike. I was working on it late one night think I was respraying the fuel tank. Anyways the fuel tank had to be taken off and I had it on the work bench I had taken the fuel cap off also . As i was taking a break to have a ciggy I started to fiddle with my lighter.... And there must have been some vapor left in the tank, As the lighter passed over the top of the tank (i was day dreaming) It caught the vapor and a 5ft flame ball came shooting out with a massive bang, Pushing my arm back with my body follwing off my chair and across the workshop onto the floor! Sitting there on the floor with half burn eyebrows not really having a clue what just happened I looked to see my thumb that had just lit the lighter was stuck up and I could'nt be bent as the skin had gone tight. And I hurt my back falling onto the floor. Lost my lighter too (never did find it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 While sat in a nice restaurant in town tonight celebrating my new job offer, I was enjoying the good food and after eating I wiped my hands off on a napkin. I then put the napkin down on the table not realising I had put the napkin on top of a candle in the centre of the table. The next thing I notice is the napkin had caught fire!! Which lead to me shouting loudly "Arrrggghhhh shhh***!!" and then blowing and smacking the napkin on the side of the table furiously. The restaurant staff didn't look too happy with me, but hey I put the fire out.... So I'm a hero in my book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 While sat in a nice restaurant in town tonight celebrating my new job offer, I was enjoying the good food and after eating I wiped my hands off on a napkin. I then put the napkin down on the table not realising I had put the napkin on top of a candle in the centre of the table. The next thing I notice is the napkin had caught fire!! Which lead to me shouting loudly "Arrrggghhhh shhh***!!" and then blowing and smacking the napkin on the side of the table furiously. The restaurant staff didn't look too happy with me, but hey I put the fire out.... So I'm a hero in my book Hmm. 18" square napkin, 6 " high lit stick of wax right in front of you. Guess you got the job and had a little celebration Dave. Good moves putting it out though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Hmm. 18" square napkin, 6 " high lit stick of wax right in front of you. Guess you got the job and had a little celebration Dave. Good moves putting it out though. The candles on the table were those stupid little tea lights, so it was easy to just throw a napkin down over them Yep got the job, but unfortunately not as a fireman.... Which I'd be amazing at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I'm such a div I sold some records on ebay and the buyer didn't wait for my invoice, so he sent me the wrong amount. So I refunded him and told him the correct amount. I waited and waited for his payment, then asked him what's up. He said he hadn't received the refund. I checked and he was right. I'd clicked on the buyer above him in the list and refunded them by mistake. To the tune of £150. Will he own up and do the right thing? Well this was 2 weeks ago and... nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaiden Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Okay... here is mine... Was at a show years ago, and there was this guy doing fire breathing... Long story short, I convinced them to show me how to do it (must admit I did kinda make out I have done it before, but hey... I was a bit, well... I had had a few beers, shall we say?) First time... mouthful of whatever flammable liquid it was (paraffin, I think?), sprayed it out... woosh! flames... all good. Second time (1 beer later), I had another go. Grabbed the bottle of liquid (or what I thought was the liquid!), sprayed... no flames in fact, nearly put the flames out!... put bottle of liquid down, disappointed, I picked up my bottle of beet (or so I thought!), took a big swig, swallowed... Urgh! yep... Paraffin! Should have realised when the flames nearly went out, I was so out of it, I tried to fire breath with beer... it didn't work so I put the bottle down, and took a swig of the other one... Paraffin! WHAT a muppet. Anyway, that's my 'stupid moment' (Thank god I don't smoke! Could have been disastrous!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 i'm such a div i sold some records on ebay and the buyer didn't wait for my invoice, so he sent me the wrong amount. So i refunded him and told him the correct amount. I waited and waited for his payment, then asked him what's up. He said he hadn't received the refund. I checked and he was right. I'd clicked on the buyer above him in the list and refunded them by mistake. To the tune of £150. Will he own up and do the right thing? Well this was 2 weeks ago and... Nothing he just paid woo hoo :d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d phew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 LOL Kaiden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The-Band!t Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 haha this threads class well recently on a night out i forgot my lighter so my mates dad said i could lend one of their various ones, so me being me i couldnt just settle with a regular one after noticing he had one of those flamethrower lighters like a 7inch flame.... needless to say later on that night after many many drinks i pull out the lighter to light up forgetting what it does put my face right down to it and took off my eyelashes and half an eyebrow lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) haha this threads class well recently on a night out i forgot my lighter so my mates dad said i could lend one of their various ones, so me being me i couldnt just settle with a regular one after noticing he had one of those flamethrower lighters like a 7inch flame.... needless to say later on that night after many many drinks i pull out the lighter to light up forgetting what it does put my face right down to it and took off my eyelashes and half an eyebrow lol Haha! I've got a torch lighter, and it's funny seeing people turn their eyebrows into smoke In fact, a stupid story. A few years ago, just after I bought the lighter, me and my mate were drinking at his, and we decided to see if we could melt glass with mine and one he had. After using pretty much the full gas in each of ours, the glass was extremely thin, and we wanted to see if it would break. It was snowing, so everything was cold. Well, my friend decided to touch the bottle with a stone to see if it would break (did I mention we'd been drinking?). As he touched the red hot bottle with the ice cold stone, it exploded right in his face. Man, did I laugh! Edited November 8, 2012 by Josh A story came to me (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seilteptkex Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 (edited) Nowt to see here. Edited December 4, 2012 by AndrewOW (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.