AndrewOW Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 A box of tissues weighs a kilo in a crash apparently. Maybe his manhood was subject to similar inertial momentum and simply burst through his flies with the force of a large black pudding on impact. I figure him for G-Star originals personally...notoriously weak in the zip dept. A good lawyer would have thought of this I'm sure. If his testicles also burst from their sac on impact too, then I definitely think we would've got off. So to speak Was he wearing a racing harness that was slightly too small for him? As they give me the impression of some masochistic form of restraint for the discerning pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 If his testicles also burst from their sac on impact too, then I definitely think we would've got off. So to speak Testicles withdraw up into the body when they sense danger, a biological SRS system if you will. His were possibly pre-tensioned prior to impact too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 There's a few quotes that leap out from that article.. was like a "speeding bullet" "substantial in size and power", according to the prosecutor. A cloud of debris burst into the air coming to rest behind the barrier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 There's a few quotes that leap out from that article.. Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 To be fair he didn't intend to expose himself to anyone, it wasn't like he was running around TopShop in a mack. Was he even driving a truck at all? Mack (American truck) Mac (acronym for Macintosh, a waterproof overcoat). Anyway, I thought all you lot owned Supras so you were pleasured at the wheel ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 for me being pleasured at the wheel was not that pleasuble. i was more focussed on the driving and getting that right. any way i think the anger at this man is understandble, since since the start of this thread we had pictures in our heads of a hard brown penis, not a comfortable topic for most of us here, especially with the name hussain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 since since the start of this thread we had pictures in our heads of a hard brown penis Speak speak for yourself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 for me being pleasured at the wheel was not that pleasuble. i was more focussed on the driving and getting that right. any way i think the anger at this man is understandble, since since the start of this thread we had pictures in our heads of a hard brown penis, not a comfortable topic for most of us here, especially with the name hussain. Speak speak for yourself... The thing is though, that I don't think it is him talking. I think its the drugs he's on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I guess I must have a vivid imagination. i saw the crash and the cops arrive, and saw it sticking out. must be alone in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 The only drugs I ever took were legal ones. Thats factual. One puff of cannabis at uni does not count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Mack (American truck) Mac (acronym for Macintosh, a waterproof overcoat). Mac is an abbreviation rather than an acronym, surely? You will get kicked out of the pedants club (or is that the pedants' club?) with self-defeating posts like that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 well spotted tanhauser. its a club i never wanted to join, even though i could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Mac is an abbreviation rather than an acronym, surely? You will get kicked out of the pedants club (or is that the pedants' club?) with self-defeating posts like that . I hang my head, and get my Mac..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extendor Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 pedants' as there are more than one pedant would be correct IIRC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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