Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Chocolates and a vibrator, if she does not like the chocolates she can go and f#ck herself. so we have santa clause we have the grinch and we have jamesmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Perhaps the pair of you could go on a Christmas "multi-quote" course I hear they throw in mince pies at these 'dos' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I'm in a new relationship and have gone for a digital photo frame a be a big furry scarf that I caught her looking at in Westfield Cant go wrong!!! Thats probably a test to see if you will get it...digital photo frame? what the hell will she do with that? its christmas man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Chocolates and a vibrator, if she does not like the chocolates she can go and f#ck herself. JM's on form!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 dildo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 A suprise is better tho. Thats such a cop out, its not if she hates it. You buy her something that you think smells nice, she wont like it. Same with clothes and jewls and most other things. So are you two together? or are you trying to get with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 dildo Have you read this thread Jazz..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I'm in a new relationship and have gone for a digital photo frame a be a big furry scarf that I caught her looking at in Westfield Cant go wrong!!! Oh no thats not good lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 dildo no no no no no, why do i want to get my girl a dildo when shes got me? really, its christmas 1st one with her, whats that going to say about me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Oh no thats not good lol digital photo frame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Thats such a cop out, its not if she hates it. You buy her something that you think smells nice, she wont like it. Same with clothes and jewls and most other things. So are you two together? or are you trying to get with her? We are trying to get with each other lol, little difficult but i dont want to go into that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 no no no no no, why do i want to get my girl a dildo when shes got me? really, its christmas 1st one with her, whats that going to say about me??? You are a dildo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 no no no no no, why do i want to get my girl a dildo when shes got me? really, its christmas 1st one with her, whats that going to say about me??? Ok, well id suggest that after a year you should have some idea what she likes. Failing that take her out for a nice meal Then give her the dildo and a copy of this topic that way when it all goes wrong blame us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 JM's on form!! And if I said that to my Sarah I would get a black eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 You are a dildo..... please lock this fucking thread now, im going with havards 1st post on the thread:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Ok if she has yours, gift wrap your knob with a christmas.........label. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 please lock this $#@!ing thread now, im going with havards 1st post on the thread:d No no not yet Micheal and Thorin havent seen it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Thats probably a test to see if you will get it...digital photo frame? what the hell will she do with that? its christmas man!! Damn I hate you!!! I was so sure and you've put doubt in me gah......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Damn I hate you!!! I was so sure and you've put doubt in me gah......... You may get away with it if you put some pictures of you and her or family (whatever is important to her basically) preloaded onto it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Ok, well id suggest that after a year you should have some idea what she likes. Failing that take her out for a nice meal Then give her the dildo and a copy of this topic that way when it all goes wrong blame us Can go for a meal any time thats not special lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Damn I hate you!!! I was so sure and you've put doubt in me gah......... Just trying to help you out mate, dont want to mess up:) get them, give them to her, but also have a backup gift, so if her face just drops and goes embarassed, pull the other one out, if you dont need to, take it back and get you ££ back lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Can go for a meal any time thats not special lol yea lol, first time i took her out we went for some food...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyer864 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Chocolates and a vibrator, if she does not like the chocolates she can go and f#ck herself. classic ! my advice, buy something / suprise (not too expensive) just in case she doesn't like it ! Take her shopping (every girls heaven / every man's nightmare ) treat her right, wine her, dine her and ask her what perfume / kinky's she likes ! buy them for her , and bang you're in and then you could involve the chocs and vibrator later on in the night ! putty in your hand mate lol [GRIN][/GRIN] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Can go for a meal any time thats not special lol The bit at the end is!!! Women are awful to buy for unless they have given you some kind of hint or clue. I mean it takes most 5 hours to find the right pair of shoes to buy, then never wear. I got mine a digi cam (i broke the last one) A book (she wanted) and a teddy that she collects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Women are awful to buy for unless they have given you some kind of hint or clue.QUOTE] You know what im saying raven, its horrible 'suprise me' ok, but you wont be smiling;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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