plus1 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIL Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 dreadful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 that has cheered me up, christmas in iraq has just got better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Im sure the title said 'joke'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 got a smirk out of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I like that one Vicki x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Waits for punchline..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 That was utter shengus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 That made me laugh when I first heard it. I think I was about 5 at the time (go figure!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 That was utter shengus. Utter what?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Utter what?? You lot have no imagination, Its quite clearly a made up word for sh*te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Worst Christmas joker ever? Or can you do better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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