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michael

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Fat people in supermarkets.

 

Why do they wobble about that and look constantly surprised?

 

Why do they walk so slowly?

 

Do they know what they're doing? Is there a goal for them being in the shop or are they just killing time?

 

Does the Supermarket employ them to keep the place looking busy? or to slow me down so I buy more stuff?

 

Why do none of them have jobs?

 

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I'm sick of being held up by 6 gazillion police cars/bikes/vans who are transporting some high profile prisoner to and from Wakefield/Leeds jail. It's almost weekly now.

 

I wish I knew who it was, I'd like to throw an egg just for making me late.

 

I had that the other day, a swarm of police bikes came past me then sat blocking off all the junctions while several police cars and the van came screaming past.

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That random thread is randomness.:rolleyes:

 

Also, i cannot reach the middle of my back, and it requires itching... FFS. Infact i'd be so lucky to reach the sides of my back...

 

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That should be in the random thread i think. See now i am getting confused. Stupid random thread.

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They seem to go a different route each day and have the helicopter following them too, guess someone has been a bit naughty, 33 in a 30 maybe?

 

 

The thing is, they always get caught, banged up and have to serve their sentences, so police work at its best! Shame all criminals can't just drive themselves straight to jail, it would save the country a fortune in prosecutions!

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