Ewen Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 Maybe it was after your maggot! You promised never to tell a soul. You bitter and fickle funster you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damelza Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I can't breath! What the hell? Were you a bit scared (as well as confused and perplexed)? I'd be scared. Where did you think it had come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damelza Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 funniest thing ive heard in ages, was in tears of laughter. Funniest thing i ever found was a Racoon walking up the road in Huddersfield. I was on my driving test and neither me nor the instructor could believe our eyes. Turns out it had escaped from a local collector as it was in the paper a few days later. Thank god i didnt find that in my pants:d Really where? I'm from Huddersfield. I like Huddersfield stories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Easy done I suppose. I've found worse stuff down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 thats weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 I can't breath! What the hell? Were you a bit scared (as well as confused and perplexed)? I'd be scared. Where did you think it had come from? I admit to raising an eyebrow. In the grand scheme of things it was just another day at the office. Once I'd accepted that there was, in fact, a fish in my underpants, I allowed myself a little sigh. Anymore than that wouldn't have been Northumbrian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Easy done I suppose. I've found worse stuff down there lol what stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I admit to raising an eyebrow. In the grand scheme of things it was just another day at the office. Once I'd accepted that there was, in fact, a fish in my underpants, I allowed myself a little sigh. Anymore than that wouldn't be British. maybe someone put it in your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 Easy done I suppose. I've found worse stuff down there Not....a Moderator ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Not....a Moderator ? Not these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 have you been urinating in any rivers could be a Toothpick Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 have you been urinating in any rivers could be a Toothpick Fish He's a man, of course he's been urinating in rivers... that's what we do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 maybe someone put it in your pants have you been urinating in any rivers could be a Toothpick Fish The theory now is that it was Indy the raptor cat. He seems to like hiding stuff in things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 The theory now is that it was Indy the raptor cat. He seems to like hiding stuff in things. Did you leave your pants in his basket again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 oh right end of thread then lol thought it was gonna be something exciting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 oh right end of thread then lol thought it was gonna be something exciting I could have milked it a bit I suppose. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Brett Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Really where? I'm from Huddersfield. I like Huddersfield stories! To be honest i dont know the exact location. The driving instructor/examiner took me down roads ive never been on before. Was single lane type road with bushes either side, and all i know is a racoon walked out from the bushes plain as day. It couldnt care less about the car coming up behind it. I slowed to walking pace about 10m behind it and followed for about 25m as it walked up the middle of the road, then turned into the hedge and into a field. An even more weird thing happened to me that day though. I passed the driving test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godmutha Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 This has got to be one of the best threads i've seen in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 This has got to be one of the best threads i've seen in a while. Wow! can you see what else you can find in your underpants tomorrow please Ewen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatsupraTT Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 This has got to be one of the best threads i've seen in a while. Hello! Hope everything's fine with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godmutha Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Hello! Hope everything's fine with you. Hello! Everything's fab thanks Hope you're well. I shall PM you later on to tell you more. God forbid we go offtopic from the best thread in ages, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Hello! Hope everything's fine with you. Yeah im great thanks. Felt a bit better today now that my cold is getting better. Work not too bad either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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