Ewen Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Around about 11am it was. Whilst half way through my mid morning constitutional. Caught sight of a rather weird looking object, nestled in the folds of my allegedly Comfort Fresh, non-Primark underpants. The question there and then was, had it emerged from me ? A fish shaped cling-on perhaps ? Intrigued, I studied harder...no, it was indeed a fish. After a quick check to make sure I wasn't wearing my wife's knickers by mistake (I've been known to, once or twice, by accident obviously) I confirmed that I couldn't explain it away as some foible of the woman I love. Women have their little problems, especially 'down there' but no, this one was down to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 You sir, are weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Impressive. Although Fatima Whitbread found 4 pounds of crack in hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guigsy Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 ive seen small fish like that for cat treats. And if you remember JC ate some in top gear when he was in the race. Maybe your pants were made in china and someone dropped one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Looks a lot like the ones you buy dried for the cat, I used to scatter them around the offices and drinks of people who annoyed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I just hope, for your sake, its not one of these! The Toothpick Fish. http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=797 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 You sir, are weird. I'm on the level here JB. Straight up. ive seen small fish like that for cat treats. And if you remember JC ate some in top gear when he was in the race. Maybe your pants were made in china and someone dropped one? Looks a lot like the ones you buy dried for the cat, I used to scatter them around the offices and drinks of people who annoyed me. You may be onto something there. Will scout around while wifes out. Would explain the existence of said fish, but not location. Mind you, I've also found a new potato in my shoe recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I'm lost for words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 How amazing... have another look, you may find a male chicken next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Thats a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 Ok, so the new cat has some dried fish treats. Wife cant explain the underpants connection, but its obviously Indy picking stuff up and putting it in places. Shame really, it was a good old mystery for the office for most of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Straight up. Are you still describing whats in your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Brett Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 funniest thing ive heard in ages, was in tears of laughter. Funniest thing i ever found was a Racoon walking up the road in Huddersfield. I was on my driving test and neither me nor the instructor could believe our eyes. Turns out it had escaped from a local collector as it was in the paper a few days later. Thank god i didnt find that in my pants:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Ewen has a tiddler in his pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Amazing! Won't look at you in the same way again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Maybe it was after your maggot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Maybe it was after your maggot! That was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Ewen has a tiddler in his pants! its only about an inch long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 its only about an inch long... He let you measure it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 There's something fishy going on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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