Dann Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 brake fluid or a spike trap etc or just slash the two tyres on your side. we use to get the guy accross the road parking in front of our hose blocking our drive way, A few key marks and slight damage later think he got the idea not to park it there again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Write a polite note on A1 paper and glue it to the windscreen with Superglue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Or write on the note that the numberplate CUN7 is available for purchase just for him/her/it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 brake fluid or a spike trap etc or just slash the two tyres on your side. we use to get the guy accross the road parking in front of our hose blocking our drive way, A few key marks and slight damage later think he got the idea not to park it there again. That's nasty sh!t. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a bit of vigilante mayhem, but for blocking your hose? That's a bit much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Ask nicely for them not to do it again. If ignored its time to take matters into your own hands.(no criminal damage)just let tyres down or block the drive of the house they are going to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Find the house he's at and get your dog to do a 10 pounder in a mcdonalds bag and set it alight on the doorstep, ring the bell and leg it to an obsevation point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 If he comes back take a sh!t on his bonnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 find out what house it was and park your car across their drive for a few days,job done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka-P Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Purchase 14 hungry squirrels and then plant nuts over his/her car. Let them loose and enjoy. Make the nuts a challenge to get to otherwise it wont be all that much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 If he comes back take a sh!t on his bonnet Best suggestion so far..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Ask the police to pop round to tell him who's right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Write a polite note on A1 paper and glue it to the windscreen with Superglue!The guy opposite did that to a workman who parked over his driveway. Very effective except he stayed parked where he was for another half hour while he removed the paper. find out what house it was and park your car across their drive for a few days,job done! That works. We haven't had problems from our neighbour since Lin did just that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Set it on fire, that should get his attention. LOL. just leave a note saying please dont park here in the future. be calm and relaxed. WoooooSaaaaaa (bad boyz 2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Or if you wish to be extreme, melt his face with a blowtorch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireRZ-S Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 stick a spud in his/her exhaust see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Jack the car up and put it up on bricks so that when they go to drive away nothing happens.... Of course this *may* be illegal, or may not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Jack the car up and put it up on bricks so that when they go to drive away nothing happens.... Of course this *may* be illegal, or may not Surely this isn't illegal, as long as you do not steal or damage anything. Would be a good laugh though!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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