rant Just seen britney on X factor

[AndrewOW]

I've just watched the 'routine' on YouTube, as I do sort of have a life (I was watching a recording of I'm a Sad Celeb from friday ), and what a crock of sh*t IMO!

 

If Simon Cowell was the bluntly honest music 'guru' he'd like to think he is, he should've stayed sat in his chair and not applauded with the rest of them to demonstrate his disdain. Hypocrite.

 

You're out!

[fizzle]

mrs always watches it, i caught a bit of that black chick and she was belting one out, thought she was quite good, there was also a useless girl who squeaks and moves her hands alot. im assuming it was her who went?

[geoff meade]

Dont like her anyway but i said to the missus "she never sang that, it was mimed" She said she wouldnt, I said she did.

 

All the praise that Dermot was giving her and she made one spot.

 

The whole programme is a joke cos that Diana is f$%king hopeless and she keeps coming back.

 

Ruth was the best singer out the lot of them, now she's gone, what people are doing the voting?????. Same as the Jungle celebrity programme, some people should not be still in there. That David Van whats his name wants smacking with a baseball bat, but thats another rant.

 

agree with that

 

as for miley i thought she sang that live but might be wrong but hay my 9 year old loves her to bits so i am not going to pic on her !!!

[AndrewOW]

my comp if f00ked!

 

mrs always watches it, i caught a bit of that black chick and she was belting one out, thought she was quite good, there was also a useless girl who squeaks and moves her hands alot. im assuming it was her who went?

 

 

And I was feeling all warm and snug between your double posts too

[Soaruss]

there was also a useless girl who squeaks and moves her hands alot. im assuming it was her who went?

 

No she's still in, the crap one that should never have got through in the first place.

[Aero-M]

mrs always watches it, i caught a bit of that black chick and she was belting one out, thought she was quite good, there was also a useless girl who squeaks and moves her hands alot. im assuming it was her who went?

 

No she's still in, the crap one that should never have got through in the first place.

 

Diana. I quite like her unusual voice. Nice to here someone different, Im the only one at work who thinks she is ok. She has a very large following and will probably do quite well. Alex (the black chick belting one out), Amazing voice, easily the best they have ever had

[ivan]

Britney didn't even spend anytime with the contestants during the week, Everyone else has. If someone as Brilliant as Mariah Carey () can spend her time with them!. Maybe Britney feels she's better than said superstar.

Or can't hack it live? Or would be shown up as a fraud?

 

My thoughts exactly when I read that she didn't want to tutor the contestants. It's not ego, she's just a fake!

 

I've got a funny feeling that little lad will win because of the Irish vote.

[RiceRocket]

I've got a funny feeling that little lad will win because of the Irish vote.

 

Was he the one who was lampooned by good ol' Harry Hill (I'll just check it's nice and clean ) earlier?

[Darren-K]

Britney is still stunning to look at and im willing to bet not many single fellas would turn her down ,.

As for her lip Sync,well yeh i was suprised by that and i did expect more from her,but her manager is probably of the opinion that its plenty enough that Britney turns up at all.

As for previous comments about her being a fraud well thats total twoddle -

One of the biggest selling female artists of all time.

multiple platinum selling albums.

Tv work since she was something like 10 years old.

Of course,she`s rubbish,she`s crap,and she`s fat..,

Thats why half the worlds press follow her everywhere and most likely 90% of the Uk`s male population watched her last night.

She makes a lot of so called British celebrities look like nothing.

[RiceRocket]

Thats why half the worlds press follow her everywhere and most likely 90% of the Uk`s male population watched her last night.

 

I've told you a million times now not to exaggerate otherwise I'm in the 10%er

[gordy07]

Id still slip her one;)

[AndrewOW]

Britney is still stunning to look at and im willing to bet not many single fellas would turn her down ,.

As for her lip Sync,well yeh i was suprised by that and i did expect more from her,but her manager is probably of the opinion that its plenty enough that Britney turns up at all.

As for previous comments about her being a fraud well thats total twoddle -

One of the biggest selling female artists of all time.

multiple platinum selling albums.

Tv work since she was something like 10 years old.

Of course,she`s rubbish,she`s crap,and she`s fat..,

Thats why half the worlds press follow her everywhere and most likely 90% of the Uk`s male population watched her last night.

She makes a lot of so called British celebrities look like nothing.

 

 

Nope. Still not convinced.

[JamesF]

I didnt catch Britney Spears but saw Miley Cyrus and thought she was good. And either she was live or she's recorded a slightly different version of that song to lip sync to cos my girlfriend's little girl is absolutely mad for Hannah Montana. And sadly its rubbing off on me. I quite like the new single...

[Lbm]

Darren- let's have a chat. You've clearly been on the sody-pop again

 

Now then:

Britney is still stunning to look at and im willing to bet not many single fellas would turn her down...

 

Many single fellas wouldn't turn down the chance down to shag a kebab, let alone that idiot Spears.

As for her lip Sync,well yeh i was suprised by that and i did expect more from her,but her manager is probably of the opinion that its plenty enough that Britney turns up at all.

 

Show your fans, who put you there, what you are truely about.

mmm...As an artist, she should be insisiting on singing live. She has the clout to do this, but it's all too easy not to. Either way she makes herself look/sound cr*p. The lesser of two weevils evils I guess.

 

Clearly as the other performers were singing live- we know the stuidio is set up for this, but no "err err yeah...I'll mime, cos I err umm...I'm really good at..umm...err...miming. She shoots! She scores! High Five Britney. Go girl!" she said to herself to waiting reporters (in her mind)

 

As for previous comments about her being a fraud well thats total twoddle -

One of the biggest selling female artists of all time.

multiple platinum selling albums.

 

Dollar? Brotherhood of Man? Timmy Mallet? Des O'Connor?

These people also sold quite a few records. Doesn't make it right though.

 

I'll say one thing here "Hit Me Baby One More Time" is a great pop song (naturally not written by Spears nor arranged, sung?? produced, mixed nor mastered, with strong video production and a multi million pound marketing strategy by a major label)

 

...but she is a fraud. A very succeesful and highly paid individual fraud, who can go to her grave knowing she never had any musical credibility, but heck she's got a real nice ranch and horses. She's a cutesy corporate f*ck puppet- no more no less.

Tv work since she was something like 10 years old.

 

Err...whoopy do!

 

TV work has got nothing to do with being great singer, musician or songwriter- it's all to do with raising your profile- and if we (the viewing public) are lucky- they may have some additional talent too. Not old idiot Spears though!

 

Of course,she`s rubbish, she`s crap,and she`s fat..

 

Harsh, but fair

 

Thats why half the worlds press follow her everywhere and most likely 90% of the Uk`s male population watched her last night.

 

Being newsworthy (ie getting ya mug in the Red Tops) is not in anyway equated to talent.

 

90%??? 90%??? Has the world gone mad? Probably 9%

 

She makes a lot of so called British celebrities look like nothing.;

 

No she doesn't. So called British celebrities make them selves look like nothing.

 

All IMHO of course

As always, good to talk old bean

 

Must be up in the morning- I'm off to Heathrow to get her autograph.

I love her.

[Havard]

 

Many single fellas wouldn't turn down the chance down to shag a kebab, let alone that idiot Spears.

 

 

 

Made me lol....

[ClaireRZ-S]

Ah lads a bit harsh dont ye thinK? Fair enough i dont think that she should of lip synched to the song. But shes been through a lot and i think she looks pretty damn good for someone who has had 2 kids like. I dont think she's mentally stable but trying to make her way back and with all the court battles shes had regarding her kids etc hopefully she'll be doing good shows as she did before

[Darren-K]

Darren- let's have a chat. You've clearly been on the sody-pop again

 

Now then:

 

 

Many single fellas wouldn't turn down the chance down to shag a kebab, let alone that idiot Spears.

 

 

Show your fans, who put you there, what you are truely about.

mmm...As an artist, she should be insisiting on singing live. She has the clout to do this, but it's all too easy not to. Either way she makes herself look/sound cr*p. The lesser of two weevils evils I guess.

 

Clearly as the other performers were singing live- we know the stuidio is set up for this, but no "err err yeah...I'll mime, cos I err umm...I'm really good at..umm...err...miming. She shoots! She scores! High Five Britney. Go girl!" she said to herself to waiting reporters (in her mind)

 

 

 

Dollar? Brotherhood of Man? Timmy Mallet? Des O'Connor?

These people also sold quite a few records. Doesn't make it right though.

 

I'll say one thing here "Hit Me Baby One More Time" is a great pop song (naturally not written by Spears nor arranged, sung?? produced, mixed nor mastered, with strong video production and a multi million pound marketing strategy by a major label)

 

...but she is a fraud. A very succeesful and highly paid individual fraud, who can go to her grave knowing she never had any musical credibility, but heck she's got a real nice ranch and horses. She's a cutesy corporate f*ck puppet- no more no less.

 

 

Err...whoopy do!

 

TV work has got nothing to do with being great singer, musician or songwriter- it's all to do with raising your profile- and if we (the viewing public) are lucky- they may have some additional talent too. Not old idiot Spears though!

 

 

 

Harsh, but fair

 

 

 

Being newsworthy (ie getting ya mug in the Red Tops) is not in anyway equated to talent.

 

90%??? 90%??? Has the world gone mad? Probably 9%

 

 

 

No she doesn't. So called British celebrities make them selves look like nothing.

 

All IMHO of course

As always, good to talk old bean

 

Must be up in the morning- I'm off to Heathrow to get her autograph.

I love her.

 

Cool response !

* i laffed my bum off at the kebab bit

[ivan]

I see Simon Cowell is claiming that BS "was in awe" of him. How full of himself can that guy get FFS?

 

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/xfactor/a137230/cowell-britney-was-in-awe-of-me.html

[Mike]

I see Simon Cowell is claiming that BS "was in awe" of him. How full of himself can that guy get FFS?

 

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/xfactor/a137230/cowell-britney-was-in-awe-of-me.html

 

This show is for retards.