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Pirate Hijacks Container ship with Jurgens cars inside...


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Funny... almost had me going until I scrolled further!

 

But what I don't understand is, how do a few guys in a speedboat get a HUGE container ship to stop and pull over?

 

It's like a mouse coming up to me and saying STOP OR I'll BITE YOU. Just squash the fecker and move on

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send the sbs on , bish bash bosh

 

 

It'd be cheaper for us to supply each ship with a pair of Gatling guns & missile launchers.

 

The carriers oppose arming their own fleets and would rather re-route via the Cape of Good Hope and pass on the 30% extra needed for motion lotion to the consumer.

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A mate of mine from work did the whole thing... It did leave me thinking about it cause I was reading it in a small window and didn't see the images until I got to the end of the text. Once I saw the images I just couldn't stop laughing... hahah

 

I specially like the pickup conversion with the "twin-shot Ukrainian-sourced plutonium tip sidewinder launcher"! LOOL

 

Still a few weeks to go is it Jurgen? Any rough idea of when it's going to be ready?

The insurance on my current car ends on the 7th of December... =/

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They pull up along side, fire a grappling hook over the railings and climb up, then put a AK47 to the captains head and redirect the vessel to a port of their choice.

 

As they were climbing up I would warn them that I knew where they lived and would tell their mothers. If that didn't work I would wee on them

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But what I don't understand is, how do a few guys in a speedboat get a HUGE container ship to stop and pull over?

 

 

With the petrol tankers they use those little things called rocket propelled grenades. I was informed that an explosion on a ship full of oil can be rather special. I presume they also use sililar tactics on other ships.

 

I always wondered why companies just dont buy one of those big gattling guns on the royal navy adverts. You know the type that blow missiles out of the air..... you could aim it at the other ship and turn it to match sticks.

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I always wondered why companies just dont buy one of those big gattling guns on the royal navy adverts. You know the type that blow missiles out of the air..... you could aim it at the other ship and turn it to match sticks.

 

Tempting, but it could turn into a dangerous game of one-upmanship with the pirates. Arming a civilian vessel is probably easier said than done: the crew would need training, be able to change ammunition magazines, etc etc. Possibly a better but more resource-heavy solution would be an escort by a frigate. I doubt there's enough frigates to go around though!

 

 

Group buy anyone? ;)

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  • 3 weeks later...
lets hope the geordie pirates dont highjack the boat on the north coast lol.

 

my mate imported a celica years ago that got severely "pirated" by scousers complete with parrots and wooden legs at Liverpool docks, to be fair to the scouse pirates i've heard the Southhampton pirates aren't much better :(

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