JohnnyBoy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 http://www.funkyfurley.com/pirates/somali_pirates_crackdown.html That's my car!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Oh dear mate.... that's bad karma. Lets hope they pay the ransome, or send the SBS onboard Edit - really must click the link lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Never thought the TS3 skirts would go that well with a Ridox bumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 i like the mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Funny... almost had me going until I scrolled further! But what I don't understand is, how do a few guys in a speedboat get a HUGE container ship to stop and pull over? It's like a mouse coming up to me and saying STOP OR I'll BITE YOU. Just squash the fecker and move on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 They pull up along side, fire a grappling hook over the railings and climb up, then put a AK47 to the captains head and redirect the vessel to a port of their choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD DAN Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 send the sbs on , bish bash bosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 i like the mods We like you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I like what they did with the engine bay. I might do my cam cover like that:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 send the sbs on , bish bash bosh It'd be cheaper for us to supply each ship with a pair of Gatling guns & missile launchers. The carriers oppose arming their own fleets and would rather re-route via the Cape of Good Hope and pass on the 30% extra needed for motion lotion to the consumer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 hi joa, your car is safe its only a few weeks away from arriving lets hope the geordie pirates dont highjack the boat on the north coast lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Never thought the TS3 skirts would go that well with a Ridox bumper. look nice dont they Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBoy Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 A mate of mine from work did the whole thing... It did leave me thinking about it cause I was reading it in a small window and didn't see the images until I got to the end of the text. Once I saw the images I just couldn't stop laughing... hahah I specially like the pickup conversion with the "twin-shot Ukrainian-sourced plutonium tip sidewinder launcher"! LOOL Still a few weeks to go is it Jurgen? Any rough idea of when it's going to be ready? The insurance on my current car ends on the 7th of December... =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Where can I get this done? http://www.funkyfurley.com/pirates/cnn_supra_files/480_new.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 They pull up along side, fire a grappling hook over the railings and climb up, then put a AK47 to the captains head and redirect the vessel to a port of their choice. As they were climbing up I would warn them that I knew where they lived and would tell their mothers. If that didn't work I would wee on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBoy Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 as they were climbing up i would warn them that i knew where they lived and would tell their mothers. If that didn't work i would wee on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 its arriving first week if december but with sea conditions etc it can be anything from 2nd to 10th... will keep you posted:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 But what I don't understand is, how do a few guys in a speedboat get a HUGE container ship to stop and pull over? With the petrol tankers they use those little things called rocket propelled grenades. I was informed that an explosion on a ship full of oil can be rather special. I presume they also use sililar tactics on other ships. I always wondered why companies just dont buy one of those big gattling guns on the royal navy adverts. You know the type that blow missiles out of the air..... you could aim it at the other ship and turn it to match sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I always wondered why companies just dont buy one of those big gattling guns on the royal navy adverts. You know the type that blow missiles out of the air..... you could aim it at the other ship and turn it to match sticks. Tempting, but it could turn into a dangerous game of one-upmanship with the pirates. Arming a civilian vessel is probably easier said than done: the crew would need training, be able to change ammunition magazines, etc etc. Possibly a better but more resource-heavy solution would be an escort by a frigate. I doubt there's enough frigates to go around though! Where can I get this done? http://www.funkyfurley.com/pirates/cnn_supra_files/480_new.jpg Group buy anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Where can I get this done? http://www.funkyfurley.com/pirates/cnn_supra_files/480_new.jpg Two options: Cheap: Use gravy browning Expensive: Theatrical make up artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Two options: Cheap: Use gravy browning Expensive: Theatrical make up artist. And an army surplus store! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 lets hope the geordie pirates dont highjack the boat on the north coast lol. my mate imported a celica years ago that got severely "pirated" by scousers complete with parrots and wooden legs at Liverpool docks, to be fair to the scouse pirates i've heard the Southhampton pirates aren't much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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