Joke

[garetheves]

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there

is

to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I'll know them." Tired of his

boasting, his boss called his bluff,

 

"OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

 

"No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

 

So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door

and

Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come on

in

for a beer!"

 

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave

Cruise's house, he tells Ian that he thinks Dave's knowing Cruise was

just

lucky.

 

No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

 

"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.

 

"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."

 

And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and

motions

him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my

way

to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of

coffee first and catch up."

 

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.

After

they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who

again implores him to name anyone else.

 

"The pope," his boss replies.

 

"Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a

long

time."

 

So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses

in

Vatican Square when Dave says,

 

"This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these

people.

 

Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll

come out on the balcony with the Pope."

 

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough,

half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the

time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is

surrounded by paramedics.

 

Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"

 

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope

came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,

 

 

"Who the f*ck's that on the balcony with Dave?"

[Marco]

[Jake]

:p

Good one Gaz!