CJ Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put 50 Euros in the poor box." The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the 50 Euros on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 PMSL Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Crackin' Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Class! Happy St Pats Day, everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 excellent! Happy St Paddy's Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRuNk-mEdIc Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 LOL Great! Loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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