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The details for the top 10 Dogging spots in Cheshire ?

 

Sorry I don't go to Cheshire much so the list could not be used to it's full potential.:D

 

I'm going out on a limb here and bidding £1 and a bag of starmix...

 

Wooooo, we have a new highest bidder:d

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Sold to me?

 

It's running for 48 hours and will only be ended for an NA-T turbo kit.

 

Now come on people, bid! This is one awesome dash for sale and it is the dash to end all dash's, if you drive down the street with this dash in the car people will clap and cheer at you, women/men will be begging to have s3x with you and you will be loved by all, expect such comments like:

 

-Wow, look at that dash!

-That is the best dash in the world!

-That is the coolest person I have ever seen.

-That is awesome, can I touch it.

-F**k me!

-Please make sweet love to me in the car whilst I gaze upon the maginicent dash.

 

So if you:

 

-Are lonely

-Are a Virgin

-Is generally wanting s3x

-Have no freinds

-Have a job that isn't going so well

 

Then buy my dash, your world will be flipped upside down and all the above will no longer be problems, you will have an amazing job, be having s3x with supermodels and have more freinds than you could dream of. All because of this simply stunning dashwork.

 

Bid now!

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It's running for 48 hours and will only be ended for an NA-T turbo kit.

 

Now come on people, bid! This is one awesome dash for sale and it is the dash to end all dash's, if you drive down the street with this dash in the car people will clap and cheer at you, women/men will be begging to have s3x with you and you will be loved by all, expect such comments like:

 

-Wow, look at that dash!

-That is the best dash in the world!

-That is the coolest person I have ever seen.

-That is awesome, can I touch it.

-F**k me!

-Please make sweet love to me in the car whilst I gaze upon the maginicent dash.

 

So if you:

 

-Are lonely

-Are a Virgin

-Is generally wanting s3x

-Have no freinds

-Have a job that isn't going so well

 

Then buy my dash, your world will be flipped upside down and all the above will no longer be problems, you will have an amazing job, be having s3x with supermodels and have more freinds than you could dream of. All because of this simply stunning dashwork.

 

Bid now!

 

LOOOOOOOLLLLL HAHAHhahahahahahah - i was in histerics when i read that :rlol: !!!

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LOOOOOOOLLLLL HAHAHhahahahahahah - i was in histerics when i read that :rlol: !!!

 

You will be laughing with happiness and joy if you bid on my dash, I can even throw in some condoms, trust me, you will need them if you buy this dash as you will have an unlimited supply of poonani.

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so if you supply condoms and it sells for only £1 then your going to looose out as condoms cost more than just a £1! i dont think you have the best accountant.....

 

Black bin liners are free though;)

 

Trust me, if you buy this dash your pen1s WILL grow.

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The Dash has just got more publicity, the following is an extract from the BBC website.

 

Leeds stood still today when a Toyota Supra was spotted in the city centre sporting what must be THE best dash in the world, the owner of the vehicle refused to comment on the value of the dash and tried to escape the mob of paparazzi trying to get a photo of the dash he did however have time to pick up 2 supermodels who were quite blatantly dazzled by the dash. The owner, believed to be in his early twenties then had to make his way through the cheering pedestrians. One thing is for sure though, this is truly a stunning dash and will go into the history books for sure.

 

The dash is famous, people, keep the bids coming!!!

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