Benjy Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 At approximately 7.10pm this evening, parked outside my local kebab shop, Suzi the Supra was violated by a stupid cow in a volvo S80! Even though said Volvo was equipped with PARKING SENSORS no less, she STILL managed to obliterate my Bomex front bumper, and bend my nearside wing! Really p!ssed off now. She didn't even need to reverse!! Has somebody got some spare hair that I can pull out please??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Its not the sex thats the problem, its the individual Sorry to hear about the bump tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 take it as an opportunity to get a new and different front bumper fitted along with some replacement headlights if she damaged those too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 No I know, but at least if it'd been a bloke I coulda chinned him! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 take it as an opportunity to get a new and different front bumper fitted along with some replacement headlights if she damaged those too. I'm gonna drop it off at daddy's bodyshop for a quote for the insurance anyways. I feel a set of UK lamps coming on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka-P Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 No I know, but at least if it'd been a bloke I coulda chinned him! lol I find that an unacceptable excuse to not chin someone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 I did tell her she was lucky she was female, otherwise she'd be in hospital and I'd be locked up. She then thanked me for being so nice about the whole incident!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Was she good looking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 The daughter was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 The daughter was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SUP_R_G Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 The daughter was! question is, did you get her number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Has somebody got some spare hair that I can pull out please??? I could find a pube perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I almost got rammed off the road by a volvo estate driver in north leicester the other day, driving like a lunatice down a very narrow country road, one lane wide not the first time I've had grief from one of those, they seem to have the same attitude as BMW drivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Parked outside a kebab shop?? Hell, no wonder the things are worth buttons, that sort of thing gets cars a REALLY bad image.... Delicatessen, wine bar, Fortnum and Masons, OK, but kebab shops are a definite no no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Sorry to hear that mate. I have a bomex front if you fancy it, not alot wanted for it, pm me if you're intersted;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Probably was a good thing a woman hit you, sounds like you might be behind bars by now if it was a bloke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 sorry to here about your accident, however i do find the title of your thread slightly offensive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Sorry to hear about your Supe, hope you get her fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 No I know, but at least if it'd been a bloke I coulda chinned him! lol I find that a "Fanny Slap" goes down well in these type of situations..... Sorry about your car though...... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I find that a "Fanny Slap" goes down well in these type of situations..... Sorry about your car though...... H. Bet she got one of those from the Husband when she got home. Mine gave me a real earache when I reversed into someone earlier this year even tho I did sod all damage to the Supra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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