turbonut Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Probably a re-post but since you chaps enjoy knocking us women so much.... A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and livetogether in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simbasupra Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Deja vu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Very clever!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Heard it before, still a good one though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 lol i thought that was very good!!.... obviously tonys grumpy comment was huh bloody typical thing a women would do!! hehe silly man:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka-P Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Funny, yet probable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 good one Linda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 ...the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman... LOL - mistress of the obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradriver Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 omg that was brill:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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