erol_h Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I was just speaking to my mate talking about stupid things we had done in the past that wasnt soo clever. When i had my 1st car a few days was with my mate in a open car park when to show off and do a handbrake turn and nearly spun it into the only tree in the whole car park felt like a complete c*ck. Few months after rushing to get through lights before they went red went too quickly and didnt make the turning as the road bent to the right. The car slid sideways stopping millimeters from kerb lucky as i would of tipped the car abosoluty shat myself but lesson learned dont drive like d1ck whats yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 When I'd had the Supe about a week I decided to 'give it some' going around a slightly too tight corner (what was i thinking?!). The back end slid (as predicted, that happens on Gran Turismo) and then it dug in hard, and I 'whacked' my head on the roof... it was the cars way of telling me not to mess. Other than that, doing random wheel spins without trying at inopportune moments, and people staring at me strangely thinking I'm trying to be Jamie P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 When I had my first car, it was late at night and no-one around, I was going round a rounabout, I thought yeh, lets try some drifting (it was a wet night too) I tried it, lost the back end and ended up on top of the roundabout. How I didn't damage the Pug 106, I will never know... I just passed my test and was into that 'stage' and I was a complete Idiot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Not had many in the car besides the odd scrape!! My best one was when I turned right at a junction on my motorbike, a bloke flashed me to let me turn. I lifted my hand to say thanks and promptly fell off the machine and bent my indicator....... Some people came and picked me up off the floor but I knew that they were laughing inside..... Oh actually just remembered another one...... When I was 17 I got a date with a really pretty girl called Kirsten, all my mates were after her but I got the date. I arranged to meet her in town at 7.30 on summer evening. I nipped into the local pub for a swift pint with the lads at about 6.45. The lads got deep into discussion and when I looked at my watch it was bang on 7.30 but I was 10 mins away from where I was meeting her...... Jumped into my Fiesta in the pub car park and slammed it into reverse, drove backwards straight into a 20 feet high brick wall that spanned the whole car park...... I smashed the rear lights and pulled off the rear bumper and plastic end caps. The car was a mess and I didn't have any moey to fix the damage. Suffice to say, I got to the date before she left but I was not in the best of moods and surprisingly enough she never met me again...... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted October 16, 2008 Author Share Posted October 16, 2008 a few years back i was with my cousin he had just bought his e36 325i came off a roundabout nailed it the back lost grip. We swerved all over the place at one point the rear end was completly on the oncoming traffic side and the vehicle had to swerve out our way to miss us i shat myself id thought we wasnt going to get out this mess luckly we did and drove very slowly all the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 When I bought my first car my Dad asked what it was like so I took him for a quick drive round the block. First car, not used to pedals, went to stop at a junction and hit the throttle accidentally. Luckily I didn't hit anything as the car keeled over and swung round the bend. My old man's face was white and I'd nearly crapped myself. Then he said "That was nearly your no-claims bonus gone." and I replied "The insurance doesn't start until tomorrow." PS. First car was a Reliant Robin van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 dogging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 dogging In a Supra?! with that centre console!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 dogging I didn't think that you were the kind of person to like animal sex Gary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I remember another one, when I was 16, I had my Aprilia RS 50, it was a lovely machine for only a 50cc, I was pulling out of a junction and managed to stall it... Then to make things worse, I got it stuck in gear and panicked which there was with loads of traffic starting to back up behind and to the sides of me, I tried to use my legs to push the Bike to side of the road but to do that, I had to cross the road, and I fell off the Bike and got stuck with me underneath, in the middle of the road... By this time, the traffic was held up so much, a man got out of his car and helped me up and get my bile to the side of the road. I must have been a laughing stock!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 When I was a teen (yes - I can remember that far back) I used to go "dogging" most weekends with a mate. He had a couple of Jack Russells and I had a nice little lurcher bitch - happy innocent days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 On topic now, again as a bolchy (spellin) teen with a crappy Triumph Herald, had big row with my dad, stormed out of the house, jumped into the car and hit the gas... Skidded on the pebbled drive and smacked into my dads company Jag Last month - i did manage to lose it on a small roundabout near us showing some blinged up Megan how to do it... Lost the front end (front wheel drive ST200), did a full 360 and parked it on the roundabout. Lots of funny looks as I waited to get off looking at all the drivers facing me :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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