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Just found this on another site...

 

Financial Advice in these dark times.

 

If you had purchased $1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago, it would now be worth $4.95.

 

With HBOS, earlier this week, your $1000 would have been worth $16.50.

 

$1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than $5.

 

But if you bought $1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminum recycling plant, you would get $214.

 

So, based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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Give it a day or two and someone is bound to post it up.

 

I couldn't wait.

 

In Japanese Yen then-

 

Financial Advice in these dark times.

 

If you had purchased 100,694.19 JPY of Northern Rock shares one year ago, it would now be worth 498.436 JPY

 

With HBOS, earlier this week, your 100,694.19 JPY would have been worth 1,662.06 JPY

 

100,694.19 JPY invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than 503.654 JPY

 

But if you bought 100,694.19 JPY worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminum recycling plant, you would get 21,639.22 JPY

 

So, based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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