beagle Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 two irish men paddy+murphy went up in a two winger plane paddy said to muphy im going to do the loop the loop murphy said will we fall out . paddy said na we been friends for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A two-winger eh? Is that a technical term? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Two winger?am i missing something but dont most planes have two wings???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagle Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 A two-winger eh? Is that a technical term? we not all snobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burble Burble Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 a middle aged man gets a blind date but he's a bit worried about his bald patch so he gets a hairpiece, he's quite pleased when the date arrives and his lady doesn't notice. At the end of the date they are kissing and cuddling on her sofa with the lights out when he feels the hairpiece fall off. Distraught, he feels for the wig and accidentaly puts his hand up his ladys skirt. "Yes", she says, "that's it!", "No it isn't", he says, "mine doesnt have a centre parting!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 we not all snobs we're not all literate either by the look of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagle Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 we're not all literate either by the look of it. Ooo oooo ooo grumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordy07 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 a middle aged man gets a blind date but he's a bit worried about his bald patch so he gets a hairpiece, he's quite pleased when the date arrives and his lady doesn't notice. At the end of the date they are kissing and cuddling on her sofa with the lights out when he feels the hairpiece fall off. Distraught, he feels for the wig and accidentaly puts his hand up his ladys skirt. "Yes", she says, "that's it!", "No it isn't", he says, "mine doesnt have a centre parting!" Thats better:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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