Chris Wilson Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by. Grandma asked, 'Why are you standing in line here, dear?' Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. 'Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,' Grandma said, and she proceeded to the end of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma he was bewildered and exclaimed, 'Are you still having them at your age? How do you do it old girl?' Grandma replied, 'Oh, there are ways, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' The copper quickly moved on, disgusted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 eew Posted via Mobile Device Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Yeah, I know, sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 rip the skin back Anyone else cross their legs reading this part? Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlgee80 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Quality [GRIN][/GRIN] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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