stinboy Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Colostomy? It's not my bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I don't get it Ewen. Narrow gauge railway crossing a standard one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'how do you drive this thing' One cow says to the other 'have you heard about this BSE thing?', the other one says 'doesnt affect me, Im a squirrel' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'how do you drive this thing' http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=2134686 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 can we do your momma jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=2134686 it was soooo funny I had to do it again. I was also distracted by the fiddler jokes above which may be pushing the boundaries of this thread a bit far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 I was also distracted by the fiddler jokes above which may be pushing the boundaries of this thread a bit far. I thought so too but I was scared to mention it in case people thought I was being a bit grumpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Two crisps are waking across the road. A driver pulls up to the crisps and says; "do you want a lift"?? The crisps say, no thanks, we're walkers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Man gets in from work and says "can you say something to make me happy and sad at the same time"?? Woman says "your c*ck is bigger than your brother's". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 I don't get it Ewen. Narrow gauge railway crossing a standard one? Crossing the line. I was also distracted by the fiddler jokes above which may be pushing the boundaries of this thread a bit far. I thought so too but I was scared to mention it in case people thought I was being a bit grumpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 I thought so too but I was scared to mention it in case people thought I was being a bit grumpy. Since when has that ever stopped you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 I was also distracted by the fiddler jokes above which may be pushing the boundaries of this thread a bit far. Indeed, not funny at all. A snail slides into a pub on New Years eve, just as he's about to order a drink the barman jumps over the bar and throws him out. The next year the same snail slides into the same bar and says to the barman, "what did you do that for ?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Dave17, you are a wrong 'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 For Dave then: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keener Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Why do women get married in white? Because all good domestic appliances come in that colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 A snail slides into a pub on New Years eve, just as he's about to order a drink the barman jumps over the bar and throws him out. The next year the same snail slides into the same bar and says to the barman, "what did you do that for ?". I don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 I don't get it Come back in a year- and you'll have woked it out. You big snail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 sorry for crossing the line chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 sorry for crossing the line chaps Just don't use your material, when you next do a *Best Man's* speech "Can I just say, how beautiful the bride is today and let's not forget the bridesmaids, which reminds of a few jokes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 A seal walks into a club......................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 A seal walks into a club......................................... .........and farts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Crossing the line. Ahh. I must admit, I skipped over those few bad'uns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GavR Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Q:whats big pink and eats stones? A: A big pink stone eater! Q:What happens when you throw a stone into the sea? A:The big pink stone eater gets it! Q:Whats purple and humms? A:An electric plum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyon Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Two pubes on a toilet seat one got pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Doctor...'Im afraid you have contracted Hermes' Patient....'dont you mean herpes ?' Doctor....'no, you are a carrier' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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