Thorin Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Paddy and Mick walk into Paddy's new house. Mick says "Gosh, that's an awful high ceiling you've got there, Mick". Mick replies "Yes, I had two rooms knocked into one." I'm glad irish people aren't as sensitive as dyslexics O'ReilLY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A penguin walks in to a pub and says have you seen my dad. Barman...whats he look like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why T Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I have a KitKat chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat chunky and brings it to him, "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat you fat cow!!!" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 you would of thought one of the would of seen it. Three mistakes in one sentence, that's funnier than the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What's the capital of Iceland? 5 pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molak Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 i have a realy nice step ladder sadly i never knew my real ladder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Brett Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Dwarf Shortage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 i have a realy nice step ladder sadly i never knew my real ladder Dwarf Shortage Maybe it's the beer, maybe it's the tiredness, but I found those hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Dalai Lama asked a hot-dog vendor to make him one with everything. Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 More dyslexia: 1. The dyslexic devil worshiper - sold his soul to Santa 2. "Old MacDonald had dyslexia E-I-E-B-Z" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Doctor doctor my bell end looks like a strawberry, Doctor "Ive got some cream for that". Did you hear about the ship that was carrying a cargo full of yoyo's? It crashed into an iceberg and sank 15 times. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbloodyturbo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 whats got four legs and a c#nt on its back A police horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 'Mum, Mum, Dads got his willy in the biscuit tin !' 'Yes I know...he's f*****g crackers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Nonse and a kid walking into the woods and the kid says....Hey mister I'm afraid of the dark............. Nonse replies.............Its ok for you I have walk home alone!!! I'll Get me coat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Two lesbian vampires in a 69, one lifts her head up and says to the other " same time next month ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Mummy, Mummy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg! Mummy, Mummy! Grandma's got a bruise. Shut up and eat around it! Mummy, Mummy! What happened to all your scabs? Shut up and eat your cornflakes! Mummy, Mummy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! Shut up and comb your face! Mummy, Mummy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it. (and finally my favourite funny pic at the moment) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 This is actually based on a true story, which makes it all the more conceivable... 'Worlds shortest fairytale' Once upon a time a man asked a woman, "Will you marry me?". The woman replied "No" and the man lived happily ever after, and went golfing, fishing, $hagging and still had enough money left in his pocket at the end of the week. THE END. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkystav Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 what do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang R*pe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it. Classic! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Some brilliant ones there.. Shakespear walked into a bar, barman says... You're bard (baird - geddit) ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burble Burble Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 two parrots on a perch and one says to the other "can you smell fish?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burble Burble Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 why have women got small feet? So they can get really close to the washing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burble Burble Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 why cant women park cars? Coz the fella's say Looks like you've got another 6" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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