JustGav Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A couple from my selection... Went to a pub quiz night the other night and this question came up. "Who was the last member of the royal family to be executed" Apparently "Diana" was incorrect.. My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers." he told me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safely Insured Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Velcro its a rip off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I got invited to the annual Dinner & Dance of the Premature Ejaculation Society. So I asked if there was a dress code, and they said to come in my pants. Oh dear, I can't breathe for laughing!!:d:d Crying laughing now!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruity_south Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Almost a Repost in the other one they walked into a Building sorry didnt read all earlyer jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Man says to wife "Bet you can't say something that makes me happy and sad at the same time?" Wife replies "Your cock is bigger than your brothers!!":D Now that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 This one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Two sumo wrestlers walk into a bar, one says to the other, "Your round". http://www.youre.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keener Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Heard about the dyslexic ravers who got high on F ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Why are the letters of the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Stephen Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruity_south Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 not to keen on these dyslexic jokes seeing as i am highly dyslexic. nasty people some of you supra owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Relax, they're only jokes. Anyway, two blonds walk into a bar...no wait... Celine Dion walks into a bar, and the barkeep asks: "Why the long face?" A bear walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of..............................beer. The barkeep asks: "Why the huge paws?" A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barkeep says: "F**K me a talking duck". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruity_south Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 its cool, thing is most of its kinda true the jokes about dyslexic people, though iv never taken a F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (Please note: This joke is wrong in all types of ways) Paedo pull up along side a young kid, "Do you want to come in my car for £50...??" Kid replies "Fook me, I'll come in your mouth for £50..!!" H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (Please note: This joke is wrong in all types of ways) Paedo pull up along side a young kid, "Do you want to come in my car for £50...??" Kid replies "Fook me, I'll come in your mouth for £50..!!" H. So very wrong:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 :no:Oh Paul... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 :no:Oh Paul... Ooops!! The premature ejaculation joke is still killing me......:rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 There were 3 girls on a plane thats about to crash. The American girl puts on her makeup, "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first" she said. French girl opens her bra,"Rescuers will save a girl with beautiful tits." The African removes her knickers and says "Feck off, they always look for the black box first.":d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molak Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 whats brown and bumps into furniture? jordans son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What do you call a dog with no legs? Call it anything it won't come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What do you call a dog with no legs? Call it anything it won't come. It will if you whack it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 It will if you whack it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 It will if you whack it off. I would have spelt it differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Paddy and Mick walk into Paddy's new house. Mick says "Gosh, that's an awful high ceiling you've got there, Mick". Mick replies "Yes, I had two rooms knocked into one." I'm glad irish people aren't as sensitive as dyslexics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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