ivan Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheelbarrow? Run over _________________________________ What do you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 robsheffield Genius!! Man says to wife "Bet you can't say something that makes me happy and sad at the same time?" Wife replies "Your cock is bigger than your brothers!!":D What's the difference between a cross eyed cowboy and a constipated owl?? The cowboy shoots but can't hit....... What is the difference between pink and purple?? The grip..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 priest walks into a hotel and goes up to the reception and books a room. As he is booking the room he says to the lady behind the reception '' I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled '' The woman replies - No its normal porn you sick B&3tard !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 why dont blind men skydive it scares the shit out of the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka-P Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 A fish swims into a wall.... Dam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What's long, green and stinks of pork? Kermit the Frog's middle finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Saw an advert the other day "Invisible puppies for sale. Both parents can be seen" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What's got 20 balls and f*cks rabbits ? a 12 gauge shotgun How do you kill a rock? Throw it in a bag full of kittens and lob it in a river What sits at the bottom of your bed and takes the piss out of you ? Kidney dialysis machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 A sandwich walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman replies "Sorry, we don't serve food"..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Whats Brown and Sticky? A Stick........bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrr tttttttsssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Whats Brown and Sticky? A Stick........bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrr tttttttsssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Repost you retard!!:rolleyes: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=2134749&postcount=42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 ArrrrrrSE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What's 30 feet long a stinks of pi$$?? A conga in an old folks home......... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What goes through a flies mind as it hits the windscreen???? Its Arse...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 My dogs got no nose................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Whats grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?? A Kidney Dialysis Machine ------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Whats grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?? A Kidney Dialysis Machine ------------------------------------------------- Glad its not just me:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keener Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What's small and pink and can't turn around in corridors? A baby with a javelin through it's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Two parrots are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says... Do you smell fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruity_south Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 two bondes walk into a bar... you would of thought one of the would of seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Glad its not just me:p LOL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 75% of Liverpudlians like to have sex in the shower. The other 25% haven't been to prison yet. I got invited to the annual Dinner & Dance of the Premature Ejaculation Society. So I asked if there was a dress code, and they said to come in my pants. I just bought 8 legs of venison for £50 - is this two deer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 two bondes walk into a bar... you would of thought one of the would of seen it. Almost a Repost in the other one they walked into a Building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What's silver, three foot high and found at the end of a kids bed? Garry Glitter's boots. What's the difference between a JCB and a Giraffe? A JCB has hydraulics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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