Snooze Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Man goes to a zoo - there's nothing there except a single dog. It was a shih tzu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Yo mamas so thin her pyjamas only have one stripe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Black Beauty. He's a bit of a dark horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What have women and kentucky fried chicken got in common? After the breast and leg, all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 what did the grape do when it got stood on? Let out a little whine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Two blonde's walk into a building, You would think one of them would of seen it !. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 robsheffield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Tiger Tiger burning bright.. Vandals set the zoo alight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binkatt Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Two fish in a tank One fish says to the other you drive i will man the guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osso Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How do you get 10 asylum seekers in a shoe box? Tell them it f'in floats.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But as nearlly all doctors are muslim I find bacon works just as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I've got a steam engine down my trousers...drives me nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Paddy and seven englishmen in a police lineup for a rape charge. The woman walks in and paddy shouts 'Thats her the miserable b1tch' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldo87 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What did hitler say to his men before they went into the tanks? get in the tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Doctor..."I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but you need to stop masturbating" Mr. Smith..."why ?" Doctor..."because I'm trying to examine you" Splendid! What's brown and sticky? A stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 dont have time to check if its already posted. what the difference between jam and marmalade? You cant marmalade your knob up your girlfriends arse. I thank you. Im here all week, tell you friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbiematt Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 dont have time to check if its already posted. what the difference between jam and marmalade? You cant marmalade your knob up your girlfriends arse. I thank you. Im here all week, tell you friends. That is being told at work tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What's pink & hard? A pig with a flick-knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Patient: Doctor..Doctor..it feels like everyone is ignoring me. Doctor: .....Next! ......... Paddy and Murphey walking down the street, Paddy falls down a man-hole. Murphey: Is it dark down there? Paddy: I don't know I cant see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 You cant marmalade your knob up your girlfriends arse Actually, IIRR, yes you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 whats the difference between Light and Hard ...... You can sleep with the Light on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What't the difference between a pig and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a pig. (Maybe it needs a brummie accent....) What's pink and smells of ginger? Fred Astaire's knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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