Chris Wilson Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Jewish Sex No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.' They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. 'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.' Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire, the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, 'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DannyB Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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imi Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Flippin' ridiculous, I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 That's where I'm going wrong is it? Be a mate and bring your towel over please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Just what kinda towel are we talking about here? A beach towel, a bath room towel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Oh dear!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Charlotte Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I'm very insulted by this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I'm very insulted by this. Why?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I'm very insulted by this. What's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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