Ian W Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 A Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania . Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.' And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English fella again . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest barclay03 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Typical Scotsman........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 typical scotsman........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Brilliant Although you did get the Englishman and Scotsman the wrong way round it seems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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