gaz1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress = £2500. Tux rental = £100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Lol nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 :Dpretty much sums me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 It's funny cos it's all true! Well nearly all true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Lol ....true interesting what some people read though ....re..... or here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboBrett Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack. Thats not possible surely, they must be second hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Thats not possible surely, they must be second hand. Or from Matalan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I love being a man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 doh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasupra1980 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 uh there is one way we can not be happy, when we dont have our cars. hate being without my supra for a week driving some rented piece of crap from a garage or on holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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