Axle Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Perhaps we can start a weekly Twit of the week theme.. One of my pet hates is terrible parking.. But this takes the whole confectionery. Anyway.. My entry of the week.. I will call 'Super (market) Parking' Subsequently i had to share my feelings with him.. Sitting on the bonnet of my jag, with my tuna sandwich i was transfixed with his Super parking attempt. This was in actual fact just building up the pure exasperation i already had towards the car in question. I envisaged myself lifting the rear end and tucking it into place... However i had a sandwich to finish off. On his return, once i happily established he was not evidently disabled in anyway, i expressed my annoyance. I dont think he understood me too well.. Either that or from the look on his face he was choked up in fear as he nodded in agreement "Sorry me no speak a very good england"..or somthing to that effect. Axle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 You're my hero, no truly you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I'm not sure I want to ask what you said to him... but I am curious... I am also curious as to why you would sit on the bonnet of a perfectly nice car OR eat a tuna sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I can understand the tuna sandwich - especially if it had sweetcorn in it. Mmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I can understand the tuna sandwich - especially if it had sweetcorn in it. Mmmm To be fair I was being silly, I actually love tuna mayo and sweetcorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I applaud the parker, a bit more effort and he'd have got it completely sideways....... Well done for speaking up. My best ever was at the Reebok car park where is spotted a gap between a line of parked cars. All the cars were parked in blocks of two facing each other with aisles either side. I assumed that this was an available parking space ad pulled into the gap.......whooa!! Some ignorant tw@t in a Range Rover had parked in the opposite space but decided to park accross the front of my space and leave the rear of theirs empty if you get my drift. It was quite a good effort really as they only needed to reverse 4 feet and would have been perfect. I wrote a note and left it on the windscreen. It read something along the lines on of......."Congratulations on probably the worst piece of parking I have ever encountered. you must be really special.....TW@T"....!! Made me feel better anyway!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Pretty poor atempt, not much worng with that. If the driver had tried harder they could have taken up three spaces. Now eating in public:stickpoke dont get me started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I'm not sure I want to ask what you said to him... but I am curious... If you shag like you park, you will never get it in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I applaud the parker, a bit more effort and he'd have got it completely sideways....... H. You beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Axle- Our resident Victor Meldrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I can top that easy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Hahahaha the trolley cover one - class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I can top that easy... http://www.barryboys.co.uk/photos2/fluffcorsaako2.jpg http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c352/fatbaldbloke/watfordgap.jpg http://www.barryboys.co.uk/photos5/p2_BMW_halfords.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/jester140/DSCN5357.jpg http://www.barryboys.co.uk/photos6/muttleyparking.JPG http://www.barryboys.co.uk/photos8/dodge_golfparking.jpg Fantastic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I can top that easy... Too much choice there... pic #3 would've sufficed Plus it looks like he's crapped himself from the strain of lifting the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 The best one yet though, I took this myself near our local post office. It was an elderly couple, they both got out and walked to the shop. The road was only built that year, so I presume they've lived there for years and to them its always been pavement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradibbs Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I would be so tempted to park a trolley in his rear window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 I am also curious as to why you would sit on the bonnet of a perfectly nice car OR eat a tuna sandwich Well Tuna sweetcorn helps keep my hunger pains away.. Albeit for 15 mins. The jag has softly sprung suspension, which is suited to my 22 stone frame - Its comfertable. Now i wouldnt dare sit on the bonnet of my Supra. Thats just being silly now. As for what i said to him, thats between me and Rafsonjonnysing.. Sorry. As for eating in public, it was of choice of that, or doing the shopping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradibbs Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Well Tuna sweetcorn helps keep my hunger pains away.. Albeit for 15 mins. The jag has softly sprung suspension, which is suited to my 22 stone frame - Its comfertable. Now i wouldnt dare sit on the bonnet of my Supra. Thats just being silly now. As for what i said to him, thats between me and Rafsonjonnysing.. Sorry. As for eating in public, it was of choice of that, or doing the shopping... If thats you in the pic dude best not on the supra bonnet espically if its FirbeGlass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 It is... Infact, my jags bonnet did flex slightly.. Thankfully it flexed back once i removed my rear end from it. Hell, its a Jag.. But it aint a Supra.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Nowt wrong with the first bit of supermarket parking especially if you own a Supra and don't want some careless twat smacking you're doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Yep, bet the first guy has less dings in his doors than I have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Nowt wrong with the first bit of supermarket parking Yep, bet the first guy has less dings in his doors than I have I sincerely hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 In fact, they probably all have less dings in their doors than I have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 The best one yet though, I took this myself near our local post office. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/aberdeenstu/RobBCPennsionerParking.jpg It was an elderly couple, they both got out and walked to the shop. The road was only built that year, so I presume they've lived there for years and to them its always been pavement. Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I sincerely hope not. Question, how often do you park you're Supra in a supermarket? and how many times have come back to find that somebody has opened their door on, or scraped you're car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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