Tannhauser Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Not that it's of any consequence, but I thought I would share an unusual incident with you. After the gym and a haircut,and in a spirit of gay abandon, I decided to forgo my underpants and wear only my voluminous shorts for the afternoon. Mrs Tannhauser had made me a delicious bacon and cheese ciabatta, so I grabbed the folding sunlounger and began unfolding it on the patio. Suddenly, I was interrupted by a sharp pain from my undercarriage, the result of trapping my scrotal sac in the space where the metal frame hinged. In my frantic effort to extricate myself, I managed only to jam the skin in further. It was difficult to move anywhere without tearing the skin off, but with Mrs T.'s help, I was able to gently lower the sunlounger to ground level. Although standing at an uncomfortable and undignified angle, it was then possible to divine the mechanism more rationally, resulting in a painful but ultimately successful escape. Although my knackers look like a Dobermann has had a nip at them, there doesn't seem to be lasting damage. If I had actually caught a b#llock in there, as some have in deckchair-related incidents, it would have been different, and a whole world of pain. Anyway, as this is the first time I have caught my sack in anything for some years, I thought I would share it as a cautionary tale. I am afraid that pictorial or video evidence are not available; my pen-picture will have to suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Owch !!!!! Reading that has made me shudder. You could have dropped a bolluck :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simbasupra Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Oouuuch. Good job the wife was there to lend a helping hand lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Arrrrgggghhhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordy07 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Oh dear thats not good!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 That my friend is a chuffin classic! Go to the pub now and tell the world!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD DAN Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 lol you must have some monster balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burble Burble Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I think Id invest in a hammock for next year if I was you, you might still get a bollock trapped but the mrs and a pair of nail scissors would have you out in a jiffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 that's got to hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Swing low sweet chariot..LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 God bless Mr. Tannhauser. In pain due to a very serious man injury and he still manages to produce a well written, eloquent post that puts about 95% of other members (no pun intended) ramblings to shame. Pity he can't dress properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I too have a similar injury which I incurred last night... In my drunkeness last night up town I attempted a break dancing move I believe is called 'The Worm'. Things didn't go quite to plan and as my 'man area' made contact with the dancefloor I managed to bruise my penis. What worried me most is that it looks like some kind of brith mark/rash and it took me all day to figure out where it came from. I was thinking allsorts until I remembered attempting the worm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 20, 2008 Author Share Posted September 20, 2008 There was a certain irony in it, too. Mrs Tannhauser is often very amused at my efforts to open the sunlounger (I usually get it upside-down etc),so I was trying extra-specially hard not to make a fool of myself. F**k knows how I managed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simbasupra Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 I too have a similar injury which I incurred last night... In my drunkeness last night up town I attempted a break dancing move I believe is called 'The Worm'. Things didn't go quite to plan and as my 'man area' made contact with the dancefloor I managed to bruise my penis. What worried me most is that it looks like some kind of brith mark/rash and it took me all day to figure out where it came from. I was thinking allsorts until I remembered attempting the worm.. Lol The Worm! Two classic stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Not that it's of any consequence, but I thought I would share an unusual incident with you. After the gym and a haircut,and in a spirit of gay abandon, I decided to forgo my underpants and wear only my voluminous shorts for the afternoon. Mrs Tannhauser had made me a delicious bacon and cheese ciabatta, so I grabbed the folding sunlounger and began unfolding it on the patio. Suddenly, I was interrupted by a sharp pain from my undercarriage, the result of trapping my scrotal sac in the space where the metal frame hinged. In my frantic effort to extricate myself, I managed only to jam the skin in further. It was difficult to move anywhere without tearing the skin off, but with Mrs T.'s help, I was able to gently lower the sunlounger to ground level. Although standing at an uncomfortable and undignified angle, it was then possible to divine the mechanism more rationally, resulting in a painful but ultimately successful escape. Although my knackers look like a Dobermann has had a nip at them, there doesn't seem to be lasting damage. If I had actually caught a b#llock in there, as some have in deckchair-related incidents, it would have been different, and a whole world of pain. Anyway, as this is the first time I have caught my sack in anything for some years, I thought I would share it as a cautionary tale. I am afraid that pictorial or video evidence are not available; my pen-picture will have to suffice. There you go again, talking b*llocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-NEMIE Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 WE GOTTA BLEEDER said in a something about mary style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Remember, no matter where you are, or what you're doing- always wear pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 A painful lesson!! Pants were invented for one reason and one reason only... Protection of the scrott! Lucky escape there mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extendor Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Thankyou for sharing that. I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others but the mental picture that conjured up for me did raise a snigger (then an "Ouch" and then a "Poor sod!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Hahahaha genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I seem to remember a story of a fellow getting one of his balls stuck in a plastic chair and it blew up to the size of a melon. Lucky escape there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Haahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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