michael Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 So there I was having my usual Friday afternoon hunt around the 'net in the hope of finding a loving husband when I found this... http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF Please don't get in touch with him yourself and spoil this for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Was he the guy on Radio ones flirt divert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Seems reasonable enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Sounds perfect! Is he dead yet, as he'll be waiting a very long time?! Nutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolarbag Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 He must have a lot of time on his hands - I got bored scrolling down never mind reading the damn thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Bum bopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Wtf??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 em.... very strange guy indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I recon he is a cock smoker in disguise cos he will never even get a whif of pussy with all that lark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 So are you going to play the poser Michael? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I recon he is a cock smoker in disguise cos he will never even get a whif of pussy with all that lark. voila! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Jesus!! What a picky b@stard...... My blog would have consisted of...........pretty, big boobs, pulse.....done!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Jesus!! What a picky b@stard...... My blog would have consisted of...........pretty, big boobs, pulse.....done!! H. God your fussy! Is a pulse really necessary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Sounds made for you Michael:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 God your fussy! Is a pulse really necessary? Oh, ok then!! I feel a necro joke coming on....... H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Oh, ok then!! I feel a necro joke coming on....... H A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Dave, Bri and Tracy. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Tracy felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Dave and Bri was so bad that she killed herself. It was tragic but Dave and Bri managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and Dave and Bri began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing . . . . . . . . . . . . . So they buried Tracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Wierdo. He needs to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Wonder why his last wife divorced him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Dave, Bri and Tracy. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Tracy felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Dave and Bri was so bad that she killed herself. It was tragic but Dave and Bri managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and Dave and Bri began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing . . . . . . . . . . . . . So they buried Tracy. Great gag but a repost!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Great gag but a repost!! Very much so. As for the wanted wife thing.... I put money on it that he gets a foreign bride. I used to go to toy fairs on a Sunday (to sell stuff) and you would be amazed at the number of old men with very young foreign women (who didn't speak much English). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Is it Cliff Richard? http://www.premiertickets.me.uk/gallery/251/Cliff-Richard.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 He must have a lot of time on his hands - I got bored scrolling down never mind reading the damn thing! What a loser, he'll get nothing but 'players' on there! There are better ways of finding a wife than writting a rediculously long and boring blog on the internet! It's called going out to social events.. you know... Where the women are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Nah i reckon its Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 sounds like real catch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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