DaveSupTT Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 One night a man and wife were in bed when the husband let out a huge fart and yelled "Fart Football, 7 Points"! The wife was like "Fart Football, What the hell are you talking about"? The husband said again "fart football, im in the lead". Well, not wanting to be out done by her husband the wife conjured up a big fart. "7 points" proclamed the wife. The husband couldnt loose so he farted again. "Ha"! He said 14-7. Then the wife farted 14-14 and even before the man could get out another fart the wife let out a small one. The husband was confused "what was that" He said. "A field goal" said the wife. 17-14. The husband just couldnt bare the thought of loosing this game so he really tryed to get a good one out. when all of a sudden he sh*t the bed! The wife said "waht was that"? The husband proudly said, Half time, switch sides:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Was that meant to be a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonahjones26 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "A field goal" what's that????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "A field goal" what's that????? Its called a crap conversion (see what I did there?!) from an obviously foreign joke. As for swapping sides, I think that should be ends, but then the joke wouldn't work. Oh it didn't anyway, so no loss there then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveSupTT Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Is this where I get sent the link to the fail pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Is this where I get sent the link to the fail pics Can you turn the light off on your way out, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 http://www.indebraendt.dk/images/random/lol.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 http://www.indebraendt.dk/images/random/lol.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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