Wez Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 > > A Somali man arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England. > > > > He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, > > 'Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me > > housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!' > > > > The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.' > > > > The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you > > for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !' > > > > This person says, 'I no British, me Polish.' > > > > He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, > > 'Thank you for the wonderful things in England !' > > > > This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India , I am not > > English!' > > > > Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?' > > > > She says," No, I am from Africa !' > > > > Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?' > > > > The African lady checks her watch and says ... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ' Probably at work!! ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 LMFAO, thats quality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Pretty accurate - apart from the Pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka-P Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Good stuff, I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonG Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 We like spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 It's funny because it's true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyon Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 > > L > > > > O > L (I didn't really) We like spot on What are you wearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Lol, the funny thing is, everyone is probably reading this while at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Lol, the funny thing is, everyone is probably reading this while at work! Funny you should say that. Yes I am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonG Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 > > L > > > > O > L (I didn't really) What are you wearing? Tiny French Maid`s Outfit, Black Satin Panties, 5" Red Stilleto heels, Black Fishnet Stockings, 10 gallon Stetsen Hat, Red Boxing Gloves..( to match the heels ) . What have you got on then Big Boy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 It's funny because it's true! I'm driving to work every day through 2 beautiful council estates, seeing same old drunk ugly faces (pure english breed!!) watching my Supra passing by. Funny LOL ROFL LMAO! I also belive you swapped Russian with Polish from old ver. 1.00 of this joke dated @ 1890. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'm driving to work every day through 2 beautiful council estates, seeing same old drunk ugly faces (pure english breed!!) watching my Supra passing by. Funny LOL ROFL LMAO! I also belive you swapped Russian with Polish from old ver. 1.00 of this joke dated @ 1890. I do know what you mean. IMHO the reason some of us brits moan about the jobs going to the polish, is because they are willing to do a day's work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I do know what you mean. IMHO the reason some of us brits moan about the jobs going to the polish, is because they are willing to do a day's work. Poles usually do jobs noone want to do. I do understand, that we all wish to have a job from 9 to 5 or shorter and be paid 35k+. Sadly, someone have to do those crap jobs with various hours and not exactly in IT or finances It's just, that some people need to realise that those africans, east europeans, guys from India are keeping this wet island going strong and create funds to feed those who are moaning loudest (and doing nothing at the same time ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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