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Chris Wilson

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May I continue with my theme of suggesting to the powers that be some more forum sections?

 

 

 

I'd like to suggest adding:

 

Religious Ranting (A soapbox to condemn atheists, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Rastas, and other religious groups, expected to be heated with plenty of ill informed diatribe and threats of physical and emotional violence, unsuitable for clergymen or anyone whose job it is to know the facts)

 

Immigration (For those who wish to calmly discuss beheading, deporting, euthanasing or castrating , either chemically or physically, those that enter the UK V those that offer a broadband open door policy to everyone from anywhere, and wish to see all local customs abolished in favour of rampant tribalism and unrest, exercised under the flag of a PC environment. Not for the squeamish or feint hearted. Religious clothing, headgear, jewellery and the Union flag expected in abundance)

 

 

 

Others to follow as the need arises.

 

Could these not be linked into on ?

Threads started by Michael forum :D :innocent:

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Young adult's corner!

 

This would be for those who are not quite old enough to drive thier own car or anyone else's for that matter.

 

There should also be some youth mods that bring some new blood into the forum, so people are not misunderstood for the slightest spelling, grammar or text mistake or speaking against a decision that was badly made.

 

rozzas100

rory

 

stfu

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Young adult's corner!

 

This would be for those who are not quite old enough to drive there own car or anyone else's for that matter.

 

There should also be some youth mods that bring some new blood into the forum, so people are not misunderstood for the slightest spelling, grammar or text mistake or speaking against a desicision that was badly made.

 

rozzas100

rory

 

 

Quite right!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now let me draw your attention to the following words:

Now where were they?- I put them in bold somewhere...

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Not forgetting the...

 

Wahheeeeeyyyyy I'm drunk!!!!111!!! forum.

 

For all of those who have a pint or more over their limit, if you have to press the delete button more than 5 times in a sentence, or can't find where that bastard s button is, and want to have a rant about the whole world, although he started it, and it wasn't your fault, and you've just fallen over and broken your table, but have 0.15 hours until work, but can't stop waffling because you're pissed, although it's all his fault, but you'll have him, oh, he's proper dead for it, whoa, why's it all spinning...

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Not forgetting the...

 

Wahheeeeeyyyyy I'm drunk!!!!111!!! forum.

 

For all of those who have a pint or more over their limit, if you have to press the delete button more than 5 times in a sentence, or can't find where that bastard s button is, and want to have a rant about the whole world, although he started it, and it wasn't your fault, and you've just fallen over and broken your table, but have 0.15 hours until work, but can't stop waffling because you're pissed, although it's all his fault, but you'll have him, oh, he's proper dead for it, whoa, why's it all spinning...

 

Is it long till work? :D

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Not forgetting the...

 

Wahheeeeeyyyyy I'm drunk!!!!111!!! forum.

 

For all of those who have a pint or more over their limit, if you have to press the delete button more than 5 times in a sentence, or can't find where that b*stard s button is, and want to have a rant about the whole world, although he started it, and it wasn't your fault, and you've just fallen over and broken your table, but have 0.15 hours until work, but can't stop waffling because you're p*ssed, although it's all his fault, but you'll have him, oh, he's proper dead for it, whoa, why's it all spinning...

 

With a sub-forum called "Hey look at me, I've been old enough to drink for years and I know most of you can do it if you want but I still think it's cool so I'm going to tell you all about it" perhaps?

 

Another forum below that called "Remember last night when I told you about my 2 pints of beer? Well now I have a hangover that I want to tell you about, this further enforces how cool I am because I can drink... well it would if I was 14 and still in school".

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Young adult's corner!

 

This would be for those who are not quite old enough to drive thier own car or anyone else's for that matter.

 

There should also be some youth mods that bring some new blood into the forum, so people are not misunderstood for the slightest spelling, grammar or text mistake or speaking against a decision that was badly made.

 

rozzas100

rory

 

stfu

 

Wayyyy passed bedtime.

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There should also be some youth mods that bring some new blood into the forum, so people are not misunderstood for the slightest spelling, grammar or text mistake or speaking against a decision that was badly made.

 

We've already tried that with WSB2 and it was an unmitigating disaster ;)

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Can we have one for:

 

"I've only had the car a day but have managed to stuff it upside down into a hedge already but it wasn't my fault as I used to drive a Fiesta and saw this curvy looking thing called a Supra which looked cool so I bought it without realising it was quick and that it was rear wheel drive and that I can't drive and it still wasn't my fault as:

• The road was damp

• The road was dry

• The road was empty

• I was waving to my mates at the bus stop

• I was trying to get past some tool doing 30 in a built up area

• I was texting

• I was eating a Ginsters Pastie with both hands and steering with my knees/forehead/anus

• I couldn't reach the pedals

• I'm 4

• I'd just had some orange juice with E numbers in it

• My baseball cap slipped over my eyes

• I don't know what a Supra is

• It looked nice on Barryboys

• It was too dark

• It wasn't dark enough

• My XR2i was quick

• I was trying to get home for Hollyoaks

• I am a six fingered, sloping foreheaded, knuckle scraping inbred sister-humper with the IQ of an earthworm who decided to blow his EMA on a car that I knew absolutely nothing about, but its not my fault

• All of the above"

 

Long title I know but it gets the point across!

 

Or one for bad spelling/text-talk called:

 

Gud Grammer 4 u

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• The road was damp

• The road was dry

• The road was empty

• I was waving to my mates at the bus stop

• I was trying to get past some tool doing 30 in a built up area

• I was texting

• I was eating a Ginsters Pastie with both hands and steering with my knees/forehead/anus

• I couldn't reach the pedals

• I'm 4

• I'd just had some orange juice with E numbers in it

• My baseball cap slipped over my eyes

• I don't know what a Supra is

• It looked nice on Barryboys

• It was too dark

• It wasn't dark enough

• My XR2i was quick

• I was trying to get home for Hollyoaks

• I am a six fingered, sloping foreheaded, knuckle scraping inbred sister-humper with the IQ of an earthworm who decided to blow his EMA on a car that I knew absolutely nothing about, but its not my fault

• All of the above"

 

You forgot "There was deisel (sic) on the road"

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Yes, an excellent suggestion

 

Chav Corner: A forum for those of dubious dress sense and IQ to drag the ever declining monetary value of the MKIV to even lower ebbs, and to work toward their goal of having a burnt out example on every council estate in the UK, and an operative, but aesthetically mutilated one outside every McDonalds.

 

Now that is what i have always wanted to say but could never string it together due to getting to frustrated about chavs and why they invade our planet ! :p

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