Chris Wilson Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 May I continue with my theme of suggesting to the powers that be some more forum sections? I already mooted: Emotional Outpourings: ( an Ask Auntie Jane forum for those with emotional worries, probably populated by the lucky sods who have narrowly escaped marriage but are as yet to scarred to realise their fortune) Health: (probably mainly to discuss lady's and gentlemen's more intimate medical worries, may contain graphical images of genitalia in various stages of dysfunction) I'd like to suggest adding: Religious Ranting (A soapbox to condemn atheists, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Rastas, and other religious groups, expected to be heated with plenty of ill informed diatribe and threats of physical and emotional violence, unsuitable for clergymen or anyone whose job it is to know the facts) Immigration (For those who wish to calmly discuss beheading, deporting, euthanasing or castrating , either chemically or physically, those that enter the UK V those that offer a broadband open door policy to everyone from anywhere, and wish to see all local customs abolished in favour of rampant tribalism and unrest, exercised under the flag of a PC environment. Not for the squeamish or feint hearted. Religious clothing, headgear, jewellery and the Union flag expected in abundance) Compo: ( A forum to discuss maximising compensation from trivial incidents, often engineered to look like serious accidents, ideal for the morally and financially bankrupt to make a few bob at everyone else's expense) Bodykits: (To discus mine fits worse than yours, mine is a more lurid colour, mine adds 565% to the C of D, mine will look great when it's finished, and for the purist participants, how to remove it without leaving the car looking like a colander with psoriasis. Others to follow as the need arises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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merckx Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Good idea, then we'll know which sections of the forum to avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Why isn't Chris a Super Mod yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Why isn't Chris a god yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I'm thinking the emo and health ones could go together - or perhaps some kind of weekly surgery for general issues some of the more vocal members have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Agreed. Can we have a Chav Corner too, per chance? Just to keep them away from us nearly 'normal' people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Why isn't Chris a god yet? There can be only one. Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Love it. Compo: I thought for a split second we might finally get the 'Last of the summer wine' section to forum, imagine my disappointment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 I'm thinking the emo and health ones could go together - or perhaps some kind of weekly surgery for general issues some of the more vocal members have? Good idea, is it to be unisex or segregated? Not that it matters these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 Why isn't Chris a god yet? Something I wonder about daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 There can be only one. Apparently. Unless you're Greek, or Roman etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 Agreed. Can we have a Chav Corner too, per chance? Just to keep them away from us nearly 'normal' people. Yes, an excellent suggestion Chav Corner: A forum for those of dubious dress sense and IQ to drag the ever declining monetary value of the MKIV to even lower ebbs, and to work toward their goal of having a burnt out example on every council estate in the UK, and an operative, but aesthetically mutilated one outside every McDonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Better get some full time moderators in then;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolarbag Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Good idea, then we'll know which sections of the forum to avoid. Couldnt be a truer phrase said:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Good idea, is it to be unisex or segregated? Not that it matters these days. Unisex (without prejudice). Whilst we're at it - clearly we need a pet forum too, which you can moderate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 How about a "Zoo Corner" section too for people with their own zoos or random questions about animals / pets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Whilst we're at it - clearly we need a pet forum too, which you can moderate. How about a "Zoo Corner" section too for people with their own zoos or random questions about animals / pets? Great minds? Shouldnt this be 'Creators corner'? as we know god created all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 How about a "Zoo Corner" section too for people with their own zoos or random questions about animals / pets? I always thought questions about animals / pets could be posted under the Non-supra technical forum. How can I uprate my dog by replacing it's heart with a walbro pump etc... *insert pun about dump valve here* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 Pets Corner: (A forum for the childless, or those with surplus love to fixate on the furry, slimy or scaly. How to buy, befriend, breed or behead. From stick insects to beasts of the Serengatti, discuss you animal needs in here, but no farting or pooping) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 We need a pedants forum too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolarbag Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 How to buy, befriend, breed or behead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I always thought questions about animals / pets could be posted under the Non-supra technical forum. How can I uprate my dog by replacing it's heart with a walbro pump etc... *insert pun about dump valve here* I hope you're going to provide dump valve clean-up bags?! What about a Kindergarten for our younger viewers? Then when they throw their toys out of their prams, we can appease them with some easy listening music, put on a Disney channel and pop their dummies back in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 We need a pedants forum too. But wouldn't that just have one member:taped: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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