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Guigsy Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 class. I watched the last race on american TV. It was interesting, the comentators over here didnt even question if what happened was wrong or illegal somehow. I was shocked when i found out what the FIA did, its rediculous. What was the ITV comentators take of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 lol. AFAIK the ITV commentators were the same. Didnt really see a big problem with the pass. I just hope Lewis wins Sunday and shows them all he the can triumph over the FIA big wigs and race riggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Lets hope both ferrari's crash out of the race or break down and lewis wins the championship......be interesting to see if the FIA try and intervene though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobgoblin Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Excellent, how can Ferrari possibly fail to win another title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 well no doubt the FIA are fitting both red cars with Nos for Monza, cant have them losing at italy can we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Read the Mail earlier and apparantly the head 'judge' has a company that was on the Ferrari payrole, albeit the road car arm but none the less a Ferrari cash injection... The guy who judged it was boasting about free meals in Italy. Its really suspect and I back McClaren to win the appeal. Also as an ultimate 'nose rubbed in the shizzle' moment hope Lewis wins at Monza this weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Come on Alonso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra dan Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Come on Alonso the ultimate nightmare would be alonso in a ferrari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Get a grip Johnny son, hes gonna come nowhere this season proving that the car carried the driver Personally I think Massa will win it this season, best driver, best machine. I also thought both Fezzas would blow up on Spa due to the 50+ seconds of full throttle but they never lol. F1 is a fickle mistress. Also isnt it great to see Spa back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbloodyturbo Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I haven't been following the news this week but does anyone know what Mclaren's response was to Lewis's penalty, did they appeal it or did they take it on the chin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 The appeal is in dude, its about 2 weeks to get the outcome which no doubt get thrown out and wil leave the outcome the same as the original penalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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