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Own a Ferrari?

 

Not quite good enough at driving?

 

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

 

Then you need:

 

Ferrari international Assistance (FiA)

This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

 

? Anti overtaking assurance

Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party , even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

 

? Can’t drive in the wet?

Can’t cope with a little rain, don’t worry. We’ll ensure that the other party will lose their position ahead of you, ready for your mediocre inconsistent performance to keep you in the championship.

 

? Exclusive access to a secret 'second lane' in the pits

Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane , just for you

 

? Overtaken a car by cutting a chicane and NOT giving back your place.

Exclusive offer for Ferrari drivers – you can decide not to give back the position and we won’t penalise you for it, just like in Hungary 2006

 

? Guaranteed world championship?

Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

 

? A bit strapped? Need extra cash?

Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars and then we’ll make sure they take the rap.

 

? Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?

At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a 'blind eye' policy just for Ferrari drivers

 

? Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?

It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in front of you

 

? A bit bored? Want some extra action?

With FIA plus you can take part in a number of 'additional membership activities'

 

? Want to run some illegal aerodynamics?

No problem, as long as the car is Red, you can have flexing wings, or oversized barge boards anything you like!

 

? Has your rival come up with a great idea, before you?

One quick telephone call on our free 0800 number and we’ll make sure it gets banned overnight. No questions asked.

 

? Not sure when you might need us next?

Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

 

For an immediate response you can call our number free of charge. Our Call centre Staff, Bernard, Max and Charles, are waiting for your call.

 

Ferrari international Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

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class. :D

 

I watched the last race on american TV. It was interesting, the comentators over here didnt even question if what happened was wrong or illegal somehow. I was shocked when i found out what the FIA did, its rediculous.

What was the ITV comentators take of it?

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Read the Mail earlier and apparantly the head 'judge' has a company that was on the Ferrari payrole, albeit the road car arm but none the less a Ferrari cash injection... The guy who judged it was boasting about free meals in Italy. Its really suspect and I back McClaren to win the appeal. Also as an ultimate 'nose rubbed in the shizzle' moment hope Lewis wins at Monza this weekend :D

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Get a grip Johnny son, hes gonna come nowhere this season proving that the car carried the driver ;) Personally I think Massa will win it this season, best driver, best machine. I also thought both Fezzas would blow up on Spa due to the 50+ seconds of full throttle but they never lol. F1 is a fickle mistress.

Also isnt it great to see Spa back?

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