carl0s Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 someone I know is adamant that when you fart, (microscopic) particles of shit come out. Apparently this is the cause of the smell. thoughts anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 im calling ***shit on this one (you get the pun ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Yup it's crap The smell is caused by chemicals + impurities in the methane apparantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 this person is still adamant. They watched a programme on tv which explained what happened, and it's apparently just like when you cough. i.e bits coming out. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Think how much the average fart smells. How much s**t would need to be ejected in order to create that level of odour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 its ok I was wrong. apparently this person meant "you fart particles". god help me. /thesaurus particles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted March 6, 2005 Author Share Posted March 6, 2005 ugh this person can't understand the difference between solids and gasses and what particles are and that of course there are particles in the gas. i've had enough already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted March 6, 2005 Author Share Posted March 6, 2005 http://www.heptune.com/farts.html for your reading pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 The arsehole of course is the most intelligent muscle in the body as it can tell the difference between a solid,liquid and gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 I know a lot of arseholes that are capable of complex pronunciation and word usage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 I hope u don't mean anyone here???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Nope... I don't mean just anyone on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Nope... I don't mean just anyone on here you can always tell someone whos been on here a while...he knows us all personally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 On a scatological note here is something which proves just how much power an arsehole wields. WHEN THE BODY WAS FIRST MADE ALL ITS PARTS WANTED TO BE BOSS... THE BRAIN SAID : Since I control everything and do all the work I should be boss. THE FEET SAID : Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him to do what the Brain wants, I should Be boss. THE HANDS SAID : Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep all the rest of you going, I should be boss. THE EYES SAID : Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, I should be boss. And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, and the Lungs. Finally the Asshole spoke up and demanded that he be boss. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an asshole being boss. The Asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function. Soon the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply at his side, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to relent and let the Asshole be boss, and so it happened. All parts did the work and the Asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit. MORAL : You don't have to be a brain to be boss, just an Asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Great thread guys, loved the link too:thanks: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Nope... I don't mean just anyone on here Hey I resemble that remark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted March 6, 2005 Author Share Posted March 6, 2005 Think how much the average fart smells. How much s**t would need to be ejected in order to create that level of odour? That's a very good answer sir. Unfortunately I have resigned to the fact that considered arguments cannot be had with this person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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