Soop Dogg Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Ernesto 'Che' Guevara. If only to find out how a young Argentine Doctor with such compassion and vision came to be a revolutionary. (That's 'terrorist' in todays parlance) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Then I would attach a radio controlled cyberhelmet (a cinch if I can bring him back from the dead), turning him into Robo-Jesus. Under my control, he now hunts down JamesMark for being blashemous and, using his trusty carpenter's tools, converts him into a rabbit hutch. I have nothing to worry about, after all he was a carpenter that could not get past a few nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Interesting answer. If you met him beforehand you may not have considered him to be an arsehole.Possibly so. I think his subsequent actions qualify him for the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Hanged. I think Ewen was referring to his package. THAT guy has a one track mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Possibly so. I think his subsequent actions qualify him for the title. Actually I did think he was an arsehole beforehand anyway. Many of my staff didn't and thought he was "a really nice guy", so maybe I was having a bad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Fritz Lang...god knows what magic he'd manage with todays technology. . Good call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I have nothing to worry about, after all he was a carpenter that could not get past a few nails. That's what you think. As Robo-Jesus, he would have ten times the strength and carpentry skills of a normal Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 That's what you think. As Robo-Jesus, he would have ten times the strength and carpentry skills of a normal Jesus. Can he put up the shelves in the kitchen first? As Sarah has been at me for ages to do them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Can he put up the shelves in the kitchen first? As Sarah has been at me for ages to do them.Two man job though, shelves. I recommend the father, the son and the holy spirit level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolarbag Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Another vote for Bruce - on one condition, he fights in the UFC:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Definitely my Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Definitely my Dad. Was he famous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonB Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Two man job though, shelves. I recommend the father, the son and the holy spirit level. Cliff, you forgot Hadrian in your list of Roman Emperors. Although, to nick a line from Terry Pratchet, what most of these people would be thinking if you resurrected them is "why is it so dark in here". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Was he famous? He was in my family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I've decided on my serious answer .... Bill Hicks. I'd love to hear what he made of things today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I've decided on my serious answer .... Bill Hicks. funny funny guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Can he put up the shelves in the kitchen first? As Sarah has been at me for ages to do them. "On the tenth day Jesus did enter the city of Rotherham. And on hearing of his arrival, behold, a poor man named Barry did approach him seeking favour, crying: "My house is all rubbish, master". And Jesus did visit the house of Barry and, lo, the disciples marvelled at how Barry had messed up even the simplest job within. Simon, who was called Simon Peter Simon, said unto Jesus: "Master, this man has brought ill upon his own dwelling, for he has not partaken of the spirit-level and lo, everything is wonky. And look at those rawlplugs he has used, too" And the disciples looked upon Barry's house and agreed with Simon Peter Simon and did laugh and rejoice at the sight. Then Jesus spake, saying "the house of Barry is my father's house, too". Then did he go through the house of Barry like a dose of salts and fixeth he all the botch jobs Barry had done. And Barry's wife Sharon fell and grasped his knees, sayng "Jesus, my shelves no longer list to one side like a sinking fishing boat, nor are they half-hanging off the wall. Blessed thou art, especially compared to that useless t**t of a husband" And Jesus smiled upon her and agreed on cash, so he wouldn't put it through the books and added that Pilate was a robbing bast*rd" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Have you just made that up Cliff? Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Thank goodness I do not stay in Rotherham or even married for that matter, phew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Boy Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Two man job though, shelves. I recommend the father, the son and the holy spirit level. PMSL too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasupra1980 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Brandon Lee and Heath Ledger, both great actors and died way way way before their time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Boy Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I'd bring back Richard Whitely so COUNTDOWN could go back to NORMAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Cliff, you forgot Hadrian in your list of Roman Emperors. I don't know much about him or that period, though I caught the tail end of that programme on TV the other night and wished I had seen it. Marcus Aurelius would be another interesting choice, or Constantine. Any of the Byzantine emperors would be fascinating. Also -Archimedes - I'd love to find out if he really designed those huge machines to pull the attacking fleet out of the water at Syracuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Thank goodness I do not stay in Rotherham or even married for that matter, phew. I know, I was just trying to establish the idea of a precedent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Have you just made that up Cliff? Genius. I can make up b*llocks all day long. Unfortunately, it's not a very marketable skill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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