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If you could resurrect one famous person


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Then I would attach a radio controlled cyberhelmet (a cinch if I can bring him back from the dead), turning him into Robo-Jesus. Under my control, he now hunts down JamesMark for being blashemous and, using his trusty carpenter's tools, converts him into a rabbit hutch.

 

 

I have nothing to worry about, after all he was a carpenter that could not get past a few nails.

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Two man job though, shelves.

I recommend the father, the son and the holy spirit level.

 

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Cliff, you forgot Hadrian in your list of Roman Emperors.

 

Although, to nick a line from Terry Pratchet, what most of these people would be thinking if you resurrected them is "why is it so dark in here".:)

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Can he put up the shelves in the kitchen first? As Sarah has been at me for ages to do them.

 

"On the tenth day Jesus did enter the city of Rotherham. And on hearing of his arrival, behold, a poor man named Barry did approach him seeking favour, crying: "My house is all rubbish, master". And Jesus did visit the house of Barry and, lo, the disciples marvelled at how Barry had messed up even the simplest job within.

 

Simon, who was called Simon Peter Simon, said unto Jesus: "Master, this man has brought ill upon his own dwelling, for he has not partaken of the spirit-level and lo, everything is wonky. And look at those rawlplugs he has used, too"

 

And the disciples looked upon Barry's house and agreed with Simon Peter Simon and did laugh and rejoice at the sight.

 

Then Jesus spake, saying "the house of Barry is my father's house, too". Then did he go through the house of Barry like a dose of salts and fixeth he all the botch jobs Barry had done. And Barry's wife Sharon fell and grasped his knees, sayng "Jesus, my shelves no longer list to one side like a sinking fishing boat, nor are they half-hanging off the wall. Blessed thou art, especially compared to that useless t**t of a husband"

 

And Jesus smiled upon her and agreed on cash, so he wouldn't put it through the books and added that Pilate was a robbing bast*rd"

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Cliff, you forgot Hadrian in your list of Roman Emperors.

 

I don't know much about him or that period, though I caught the tail end of that programme on TV the other night and wished I had seen it.

 

Marcus Aurelius would be another interesting choice, or Constantine. Any of the Byzantine emperors would be fascinating.

 

Also -Archimedes - I'd love to find out if he really designed those huge machines to pull the attacking fleet out of the water at Syracuse.

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