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Jake

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Josh, our 17yo lad, is being stalked by this girl he was going out with for a few months then dumped 'cos she's a psycho. She now wants anything she ever gave him (really kiddy trivial stuff like a teddy bear and a sweatshirt/hoody thing)

Anyway, she's been bombarding him with dozens of texts/emails for several weeks.

 

Here's today's best effort (I've edited out the swear words with # marks)

From: babygirl.19@{edited out}.co.uk

To: joshwhite90@{edited out}.com

Subject: FUCKING W#NKER

Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:21:15 +0000

 

OMG, JUST F#CKING GROW UP YOU PATHETIC TW#T!!!!

 

AND GIVE ME MY STUFF BACK.

 

ITS THEFT!!!!!!!!!

 

I F#CKING HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOUR A PATHETIC LITTLE C#NT WHOS SCARED OF A GIRL.

 

GO TO HELL!!!!!!!

 

 

X-X LUV KIRSTY X-X

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Tell him to reply as follows:

 

"Theft is where a person dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of that property. As there was no dishonesty in my appropriation of the property in question (YOU GAVE IT TO ME, remember?), then this doesn't match the definition of theft.

 

Best get your solicitor to get in touch with me if you want it back.

 

Luv & Kisses, Josh xxx"

 

:)

 

She'd love that, I'm sure!

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