Jake Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Josh, our 17yo lad, is being stalked by this girl he was going out with for a few months then dumped 'cos she's a psycho. She now wants anything she ever gave him (really kiddy trivial stuff like a teddy bear and a sweatshirt/hoody thing) Anyway, she's been bombarding him with dozens of texts/emails for several weeks. Here's today's best effort (I've edited out the swear words with # marks) From: babygirl.19@{edited out}.co.uk To: joshwhite90@{edited out}.com Subject: FUCKING W#NKER Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:21:15 +0000 OMG, JUST F#CKING GROW UP YOU PATHETIC TW#T!!!! AND GIVE ME MY STUFF BACK. ITS THEFT!!!!!!!!! I F#CKING HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOUR A PATHETIC LITTLE C#NT WHOS SCARED OF A GIRL. GO TO HELL!!!!!!! X-X LUV KIRSTY X-X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Luv kirsty? Got to love kids haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomgeer Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 A simple "youre.co.uk" is all that's needed BTW you missed a naughty in the subject line of the email. Ah young love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 BTW you missed a naughty in the subject line of the email. Can you see the swear word? All I see is the annoying #!%* type thing. Where do I turn that 'feature' off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lil b*tch need a slap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Can you see the swear word? All I see is the annoying #!%* type thing. Where do I turn that 'feature' off? It's in your profile settings for some reason: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/profile.php?do=editprofile Right at the bottom. I'd have expected it to be in the "Edit Options" bit really. I see a stray F*cking but I'm coping OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 fanx m8 ur gr8 lololo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 fanx m8 ur gr8 /heavy irony s'gravy Or something "rad" like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I think it's amazing that such a harpy chose a cutesy name like 'Babygirl'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 I'm just shocked it isn't "babigurl". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 OMG I so cant believe the language from a young girl! Hope youre lad is laughing as much as I was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 He needs to find someone more mature, older, more worldly wise. A landlady perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Ewen, is this Landlady of yours still around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Nasty eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Ewen, is this Landlady of yours still around? Which one, I've had several Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 which was the best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 That message! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Tell him to reply as follows: "Theft is where a person dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of that property. As there was no dishonesty in my appropriation of the property in question (YOU GAVE IT TO ME, remember?), then this doesn't match the definition of theft. Best get your solicitor to get in touch with me if you want it back. Luv & Kisses, Josh xxx" She'd love that, I'm sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Poor lad, She really is a screw loose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 So, er....... she's single then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 lol - send Ed round to stalk her in return! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Classy girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkR Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Some people pay good money to have 19 year olds talk dirty like that! At least she has an obvious career path... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Genius hahahaa I'M GOING TO KILL YOU lots of love and kisses, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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