_Lynz_ Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?' 'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.' 'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.' 'You can't go there,'says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.' 'Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Very good. Thats worth remembering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Haha, well done, very funny...lol :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Nice to hear a holy joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 !! love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sted Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 :rlol: Very good:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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